A/N: Hey guys. Please read and review. I'll try to update once a week.

Scene I

Curtain up.

The Days are long. The nights are short. Springtime is coming, the children are all waiting for the cold, wet weather to end. The day is a rainy one. The lunch room smells of freshly baked cookies. The lunch room is huge. The view focuses on a group of students in the lunch room. The children huddle over their food and hurriedly eat it. Then a cold draft of wind blows as the doors open. The children shiver and complain about the cold.

Cracker: *shivers* It's so cold!

Tea: *shivers* Yes, it is.

Cane: *gets up* I will close the door then. Geez.

Bacon: (cheerfully) I like the cold.

Cream: Cold weather is terrible. What are you talking about? You are crazy.

Jar: You guys have to deal with it. Summer comes, you guys will be complaining about the heat.

Tea: *sigh* I suppose so. I want a cookie!

Cream: *stomach growls* Can you get me one too?

Tea: *nods* Sure. *walks away*

Cracker: (yells) Get me one too!

Bacon: Why do you need to yell?

Cracker: Because she can't hear me.

Cane: (irritated) She isn't deaf.

Bacon: Yeah! He's right. You should be ashamed of your rudeness Cracker...

Tea: *walks to table* (grumbles) I am back... They have no more cookies. *sigh*

Everyone: (shocked) WHAT!

Jar: (pissed) What kind of cafeteria is this? One that runs out of cookies so easily?

Cane: *rubs chin* One that is poor of course.

Jar: (sadly) Schools are going downhill from now on. (dreamily) It will have no future.

Cream: You and your pessimism. *frowns*

Bacon: (cheerfully) You should be happier!

Cracker: That's why you suck.

Bacon: (motherly) That's why you should be nice. So, please be politer to everyone Cracker.

Jar: (jeers) Yeah Cracker. Be nice.

Cane: No need to have attitude.

Tea: (pissed) You guys are driving me nuts.

Cane: Nuts? You have nuts? When did that happen?

Tea: *sighs* (grumbles) Seriously? That wasn't necessary.

Cane: Well, too bad.

Jar: And, I'm the one with an attitude?

Cream: Guys. Shut up.

Tea: *sigh* See what I mean?

Cracker: You're the one who isn't normal. *laughs*

Tea: *snaps* Oh, no, you did not just say that to me.

Cracker: Yes I did, Ms. I think I am the best. *grins*

Tea: *shakes head* I do not. You. Are the one with the false personality.

Jar: *sigh*

Bacon: (cheerfully) There's no need to sigh! Everyday is a happy day!

Jar: So, Ski week is coming up.

Cream: Yay!

Cane: We still will have to do homework though.

Cracker: *glares* You just killed it.

Bacon: (confused) *blank stare* Killed what?

All but Bacon: *sigh*

Jar: (mumbles) This again.

Bacon: (stressed) Killed what?

Cream: *shakes head* Never mind.

Bacon: (wails) I am forever the third wheel!

Tea: No you're not.

Cracker: Yes she is. You guys don't need to lie to her.

Bacon: (crying) *wipes away tears* You are so mean. How could you be so cruel? *runs away*

Cream:(accusing) Look at what you did. Shame on you.

Cane: He has no shame. He is just a sad excuse for a person.

Cracker: *squeeze fists* And who are you to say this? Hmm?

Cane: (threateningly) Me? I am Cane. The talented guy that will win Cream's heart.

Cracker: No, I will.

Cane: I will. Don't argue with me loser. *punches Cracker*

Curtain falls

A/N: I know, nothing really happened. I promise the next chapter will have more action.