The truly tragic story of Sombrero el Wize

There once was a Brazilian Sage named Sombrero el Wize (Yes it is with a Z).

Sombrero el Wize was quite wise and old.

He said to me that I was too young to become wise.

I however wanted to prove to him that I was as wise and he was.

He challenged me to a game of Missile Command on the Atari 2600 because that was his favorite game and it required much strategy and wisdom.

Sombrero el Wize went first.

He got a high score of 9001!

I was ready to challenge that score, so I did.

I played fairly and got a total of 40,000 points!

I had more wisdom than he did, but he killed me in my sleep because he was jealous(but how am I telling this story hmmmmm?)