|Series of Stupid Cliches
Author: YFIQ PM
Not everybody love cliches, in fact I'm one of the people who grew tired of those. So please come in and read to see the reasons why cliches do not always apply on real life. Remember, this isn't Disney!Rated: Fiction T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 25 - Words: 11,835 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 10-21-12 - Published: 04-27-12 - id: 3017347
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Usher corners Justin Bieber and said...
"Yo, I ain't seeing you in a minute, but I got something to tell ya, listen."
Bieber said, "Then why are you coming toward me in a very aggressive man-" as Usher puts his finger onto his lips.
See the thing about you that caught my eye
Is the same thing that makes me change my mind
Kinda hard to explain, but girl, I'll try,
You need to sit down this may take a while
See this girl, she sorta looks just like you
She even smiles just the way you do
So innocent she seemed but I was fooled
I'm reminded when I look at you.
Bieber became confused and said, "What are you talking about?"
Usher responds, "You remind me of a girl that I once knew..."
Bieber started to blush as Usher explains how he became enamored with him at the first glance. Then soon, the two began to kiss and then Bieber made a huge cry, "Oh baby, baby, baby..."
Once the two part ways, Bieber heads to the stage as Usher suddenly changes his mind and said, "You may remind me of that girl that I once knew, but you're different!"
Bieber turns toward Usher and said, "You are the one for me!"
Then the couple started a long term relationship that would last for a week when it would end because Usher finally realizes that the kid reminds him of a girl he once knew a little too much so he decided that it's for the best that he would be connected with Bieber in other ways.
Hope you enjoy the filler, now onto the story...
Jeff was wandering in Las Vegas with a bottle of "Canada Dry" ginger ale when the neon lights took their toll on his eyes. Jeff became dizzy and decides that he should take a nap. With that, the bewildered tourist sat down on the gutter right next to a fire hydrant and began to take a nap, eventually dozing off as passerby glanced for a bit assuming that he's another drunk who probably blew everything he had at the casino.
We were standing by the local club that night when a drunk stumbled down right across the street. We made a bet on whether he would lie down on the gutter or not.
We also made a bet on other subject as well...I'll get to that part later.
The drunkard sat down on the gutter right next to the fire hydrant and then my friend said, "Ha! I knew he's going to do that! I won the bet!"
I took out my wallet and was ready to pay off the bet when his sister who came out of the club house just after me made the bet came and said, "You two shouldn't be doing that!"
Then he said, "Oh c'mon, it's Las Vegas, everyone gambles."
Then she said, "Let me guess, you guys bet one dollar."
"Far from it, now I won this bet so that twenty dollar is still mine." I said with a smug grin.
I decided to lie down on the gutter one night just so I can understand why drunkards always does so. I mean, what is it about gutters that the drunkards find so comfortable?
Soon I learn the reason why...
I sat there for hours and at first nothing happened.
"What a waste of time," I said to myself.
As I was ready to get up and leave, suddenly a unicorn shows up and said, "Ride with me and I'll take you to the happy land!"
I shook my head and thought that I must have watched too many episodes of "Robot Chicken" only to see the unicorn still standing right in front of me. Figuring that if it's a dream, might as well, I got up and climbed onto the unicorn. Soon, the winged mule with a phallic horn on it's head too off and all of a sudden, we were at a strange place.
It looks just like Candyland, except with more diabetes!
The time I spend there, I enjoyed every milliseconds of it but as the the old saying goes, "Time flies by when you're having fun." and "All good things must come to an end!"
This is exactly what happened when I woke up one morning and found myself lying on a lawn. I got up, yawned, and head on home while attracting some stares from the passerby.
I had no idea why since it wasn't like someone stripped my clothes off and handcuffed me to the bench. But once I got home, I went to the bathroom and saw my face on the mirror covered with makeup and mascara.
I'm getting too old for this.