|A Ginger's Revenge
Author: She'sALady-SoTreatHerLikeOne PM
A story about a ginger with powers, and him taking revenge on those who bullied him.Rated: Fiction T - English - Supernatural/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,094 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 05-07-12 - Published: 04-30-12 - id: 3018249
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Dear Cyber Journal,
First, I think I'm going to start calling you Green Lantern. He's my favorite superhero and it sounds awesome. I mean, who wouldn't want to be pen pals with Green Lantern? He's awesome as all hell!
Second, I did it! I used my ability to heat anything up, with my mind and not with a dumbass heat ray eyes or whatever the hell that gay superman guy has, and I melted Chris's ass shut. It was hilarious, but it was hard. Trying to melt his ass I mean. At first I melted his seat to the floor, which I didn't mean to do, but it actually helped made things better, and then I concentrated on Chris and thought really hard "Melt Chris's ass" and I just thought that over and over again, while trying not to laugh, and it worked... I heard they had to cut open where I melted his ass. They had to cut him a new asshole! That's awesome!
You should have seen it. He jumped out of his chair screaming "My ass! My ass! My ass is on fire!" and then he tried pushing his chair back, but since it was melted to the floor he ended up face planting his desk! When he finally got out of the chair he ran up to Mr. Foster and said "Mr. Foster! I need you to check my ass! I don't know what happened, but it feels like it's on fire!" and what the teacher said was perfect. Pure brilliance.
"Maybe you just shit yourself again, Chris. Now, go to the bathroom and get cleaned up." My mind was blown away. I was like "What the hell?" Everyone started laughing and pointing. Someone called him Mr. Shitsfire. Someone called him Mr. Shitsfire. It was great. It felt great. To get revenge on that bastard. It felt really good. Like when you take those pain killers the doctor gives you when you break your shit. I just need to make sure I don't do what many super powered people do. I can't let the revenge control me. It took control of the Punisher and now look at him. He's all sorts of messed up. I must take this slow. A little revenge here and little revenge there should do it.
Anyway, later on when school was almost over there was a voice that came over the intercom. It said "For safety precautions, the school will be closed for two weeks as certain people will try to pinpoint the cause of this unfortunate event." I was thanking every god I knew, because now I can plan my next move. My next target is Tina... I think I'm going to do something kind of public. I want them to be humiliated. If I could get her to cry that would be amazing, but she must feel the pain she once placed upon me.
You know what they say... Karma is a bitch
This is Corb, signing out.
A/N: Thanks for reading and I hope I kept this funny thing going. Tell me what you think, or if you have any suggestions, please tell me so in a review.