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Moves Like Jango
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Amadeus Augustine PM
Moves Like Jagger, Star Wars style.
Rated: Fiction K+ - English - Humor/Sci-Fi - Words: 435 - Published: 05-15-12 - Status: Complete - id: 3022670
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Moves Like Jango (Parody of Moves Like Jagger)

Just fly through the stars

When I'm on you, you can't fly quite far

If you're scared now

And run from me yeah

And try not to stare

I really don't care

You tried to escape

But I gave chase

You swindled me bad

But these guns say

That you're a dead boy

So don't even try

And don't even cry

And I'll kill you like this

Leave me to my bounty, I'll punch you

Tamper with my ship and I'll show you

All them moves like Jango

I got them moves like Jango

I got them moves like Jango

You got in my way so I shot you

Yes I kicked your butt but I warned you

I got them moves like Jango

I got them moves like Jango

I got them moves like Jango

Baby, it's rough

When you're running

Away for your life

Yes it feels like

Your heart will explode

Your feet burn the road

But I've never slowed

So stand and fight

Sleazy coward

You ain't got no might?

Oh, you're outpowered

So say your prayers now

And I'll show you how

To make the ladies say wow

When I go like this

Leave me to my bounty, I'll punch you

Tamper with my ship and I'll show you

All them moves like Jango

I got them moves like Jango

I got them moves like Jango

You got in my way so I shot you

Yes I kicked your butt but I warned you

I got them moves like Jango

I got them moves like Jango

I got them moves like Jango

You wanna know

How to kill this guy?

Take control, pwn him for the last time?

Well if I share the secret

You're going to have to keep it

Nobody else can see this

Just bring in ol'

Master Windu

Moving fast, maroon blade not stupid blue

He'll cut his head off

Feed it to the rancor

Until in comes Boba

(10 years later!)

And it went like this

Leave me to my bounty, I'll punch you

Tamper with my ship and I'll show you

All them moves like Jango

I got them moves like Jango

I got them moves like Jango

You got in my way so I shot you

Yes I kicked your butt but I warned you

I got them moves like Jango

I got them moves like Jango

I got them moves like Jango

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