The boys were currently retching up their experiment with two of the worlds most sacred and tasty victuals: Bacon and soda. They tried combining them but it tasted like a zombie cow had crawled into their brain and laid its terrible smelling polar bear eggs.

Wait, what?

Whatever, you get my point.

So they had put the rest of the bacon soda into a bottle in their fridge, never to be seen again, and they went to their scheduled activities.

"Dude, get me a co..."

Paul couldnt finish his sentence, because a giant thingy burst through the houses brick wall.

And, no.

It was not the Kool-Aid guy.

The thing lunged at Cody but a sea green cat flew in and destroyed it.

How?

Frag grenades.

The answer is always frag grenades.

The things corpse fell to the floor, charred from the explosion.

The cat looked at a shocked Paul.

"Get your bud." said the cat. "We got an Earth to save."

Cody had gone into his room to polish his monocle collection.

Paul ran into Cody's room. Cody was trying on his favorite monocle.

With his glasses on.

"Dude, a cat with frag grenades wants us to help him save Earth."

Cody stared at him, and the monocle and glasses seemed to fuse into some anger-filled staring device.

"Thats where all my toothpaste has been going."

"No, seriously!"

"I bet. Look, a monkey has delivered some disgusting Betty Crocker products to my American cousins door, but the intense flavor of Jammie Dodgers blew them up with its particle beam!"

Speaking of particle beams, one of those just destroyed half of North America.

The quake shook the entire world.

"What was that?" said Cody.

"The Subsapce Squids particle beam." said the feline, whom had floated into Cody's room "They are powered with the inordinate flavorical powers of Jammie Dodgers."

Cody took off his monocle and top hat and shivered. He remembered The Suns headline this morning.

American Branch of "Betty Crocker" Inc. has launched a revolutionary "Monkey Delivery" system

"It's amazing." said Dean HackIntosh, Betty Crocker enthusiast . "I cant believe I get to be the first MD customer. If only cousin Cody could see this!"

There was a lot of random junk after this, but only one thought penetrated his brain: "I was right..."