
This is a Play in Three acts. The story focuses on high school girls in modern day suburban America. One is a rich, popular girl, one is a closeted lesbian, and one is a shy transfer. A mixture of hilarity and heavy drama ensues. The plot also heavily leans on a star football player, your 'average' high school boy, and several others. Warning: Death and self-harm, plus sex.
Rated: Fiction T - English - Humor/Tragedy - Chapters: 3 - Words: 10,008 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 05-30-12 - Published: 05-23-12 - Status: Complete - id: 3025292
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(JULIE and HANA are sitting in a booth at a diner-style restaurant. HANA is eating slowly, as if reluctant to do so. She appears absorbed in what JULIE is saying.)
HANA
No, no, I'm not jealous, just… well, jealous, I guess.
(JULIE laughs.)
But not, like, at you. I just wish I could find something like that.
JULIE
Oh, I'm sure 'Mr. right' will wander in eventually.
HANA
Umm… Julie, can I tell you something?
JULIE
Yeah, sure. Hey, remember to eat!
HANA
Oh, yeah. But, umm, 'Mr. Right' is never going to come along for me.
JULIE
Oh, don't think like that-
HANA
No, it's not like that. It's, it's, well, I'm, umm… (Switches over to sit directly next to JULIE, and lowers her voice) Julie, it's less a 'Mr. Right', and more of a 'Ms. Right'. D'you understand what I mean?
JULIE
Yeah. Okay.
HANA
Are we- can we still be- friends?
JULIE
Yeah. Just don't let me catch you checking me out, cause I am taken, girlfriend!
HANA
(Nervous laugh) well, you're not really my type, anyway.
JULIE
And what is your type, exactly?
HANA
Hot. (grins mischievously)
JULIE
(Faux- outrage) And that's not me?
HANA
Well, Kyle obviously seems to think so, from what you were just telling me…
JULIE
Are you avoiding the question?
HANA
Why yes I am! But seriously, are we still friends?
JULIE
Absolutely. Just cause you're in the market for something different than me doesn't mean you're any different than you were before.
HANA
Thanks. You don't know what a relief that is to me.
JULIE
Oh, you're welcome. I am a rather wonderful person like that. Is there anybody at school you've been crushing on?
HANA
No, not really.
JULIE
Hmmm… girlfriend, we have got to get you a girlfriend!
(End scene.)
(MAX and HENRY are at a coffee shop, talking in a corner. MAX looks dishelmed and miserable. HENRY looks concerned.)
MAX
I feel like such a bastard.
HENRY
Yeah. I didn't think that- this! Would happen.
MAX
Fuck. I shouldn't have yelled at her like that. I should have known somebody would hear. Now the whole damn school hates her. I- fuck, I'm such a god-dammed idiot.
HENRY
Yeah. Hate to say it, but you are a dick, looking back on it.
MAX
I- Should I apologize to her?
HENRY
What, d'you think a sorry and a hug is going to make this all better? Did you see what was on her locker?
MAX
Don't remind me. Once is enough.
HENRY
Or what's happened to her Facebook page? Or every time classes change?
MAX
Alright! I get the fucking picture!
HENRY
God, don't get all pissy at me. I'm not the one that humiliated her in front of the entire school.
MAX
Entire school? I would have sworn we were alone. How did I- Christ, what did I do to her? I didn't mean to, I never meant for it to go like this- I- Christ.
(Enter JULIE and KYLE. She is carrying a notebook, with papers and such sticking out erratically. They are working on a project. Sitting down, JULIE says-)
JULIE
Okay, all of it looks good except for this part here. What is 'the patterns of historiological change in reference to the theory of class thought show a direct effect on the ideals of the upper-class revolutionary' supposed to mean? You do know this is a project on Marxism, right?
KYLE
Well… Marx used a lot of big words, so I figured I could imitate him!
JULIE
Historiological?
KYLE
I was imitating Marx in his use of large, incomprehensible words.
JULIE
Uh-huh.
KYLE
Okay, you write something better.
JULIE
Oh, no! you fix your screw ups.
KYLE
Hmm—hmm—hmm. Okay…
(Writes. Distractedly, he starts talking-)
KYLE
Hey, you're friends with that Valentine girl, right?
JULIE
Yeah.
KYLE
Isn't she kind of a whore?
JULIE
No! Those stupid rumors are complete bullshit.
KYLE
Okay, just wondering. I mean, she just seemed kind of bent up about it these past few days.
JULIE
Wouldn't you be?
KYLE
I guess…
JULIE
God, it really sucks, cause she's really shy and everything- did you know she transferred schools cause this same thing happened to her all through middle school?
KYLE
No, I didn't… Could we talk about something else?
JULIE
Okay. You alright?
KYLE
Yeah, yeah, it's just… I feel sorry for her.
JULIE
I know. I wish I could do something… she hasn't talked to any of us in, like, a week.
KYLE
Yeah…
JULIE
Well, what have you written? This isn't any better than before!
(End scene)
(VALENTINE is alone in her room, reading. Her eyes are red, indicating she has just been recently crying. Her laptop is open, on her desk, to Facebook. A series of messages are visible, but the words are not. A knock sounds on her closed door.)
VALENTINE
Come in.
(BEN enters.)
BEN
Dad home yet?
VALENTINE
Is it before 9?
BEN
Fair point. Something happen? Not to be rude-
VALENTINE
Yet that is exactly what you are-
BEN
But you seem- ah- irritable.
VALENTINE
Just a little.
BEN
So what's up?
VALENTINE
You're the little brother. Aren't I supposed to ask you that?
BEN
Sometimes. Or sometimes I get to take care of you.
VALENTINE
I don't think this is something you can really help with.
BEN
Really? I doubt that.
VALENTINE
I don't. Look at the computer.
(BEN walks over and sits down at the desk. As he slowly reads through the messages, a look of growing incomprehension, then outrage plays across his face [if the actor feels it is necessary, he can mouth/read aloud improvised fragments of the messages]. BEN walks over and sits by VALENTINE.)
BEN
What the hell was all that about?
VALENTINE
I don't even know. I don't- I don't know.
BEN
Well, you could always just get a boyfriend and stay with him!
VALENTINE
Yeah. That worked well last time. (At BEN's puzzled look) He broke up with me when all this started.
BEN
Wait- how long has this been going on?
VALENTINE
About two weeks.
BEN
And you haven't told me anything?
VALENTINE
There's nothing you can do- I didn't want to worry you.
BEN
Yeah, just leaving me in the dark about why you've been so fucking depressed was a much better idea.
VALENTINE
Oh, not you too. Look, if you want to just yell at me for something that's not even my fault, go ahead. But just don't sit there and act like you're trying to help while you're at it!
BEN
(Standing up) fine. I guess I'll be going now. Bye, sis.
(Exits, slamming the door on the way out.)
VALENTINE
Wait- fuck. (Turns over and starts sobbing into the pillow as-)
(End scene)
(A school hallway. VALENTINE is walking along a row of lockers, looking cowed and cautious. As a group of guys – possibly wearing jerseys? – pass, one garbs at her chest. She reflexively pulls away, and as they walk past, one taunts-)
BOY
What, is today your day off, whore? (Laughs)
(She turns away, bent over slightly, protectively. Walks into a class. As she passes an obvious couple-)
GIRL
Ooh, better watch out- the tramp might try and steal you.
BOY [2]
Hey, maybe if you loosened u a little…
(GIRL giggles. VALENTINE sits down in the rear corner of the class. The teacher begins lecturing for a few minutes, until over the PA-)
MABEL [VO]
Would Miss Valentine Anthony come to the office?
BOY [3]
They could have just asked for the slut to come from the office…
TEACHER
(Bored, disinterestedly) negative comment will not be tolerated in this class.
(VALENTINE gets up and walks to the office. As she navigates the hallways, he body language indicates she is trying to control herself. She sits in a waiting room until MABEL motions her in to see the PRINCIPAL, her FATHER, and BEN. She sits beside BEN, and hisses in his ear-)
VALENTINE
What's going on.
BEN
You said there wasn't anything I could do. This is me trying to contradict you.
PRINCIPAL
Miss Anthony, I was contacted this morning by your father, who said he had received reports of harassment of yourself at this school he went on to state that this behavior was something that had also occurred to you before you transferred here. Is this true?
BEN
Sure is.
PRINCIPAL
I asked the young lady- why are you even here?
BEN
Because I care about my sister… and I get out of class.
(They glare at each other, before the PRINCIPAL returns to looking at VALENTINE.)
VALENTINE
(in a very small voice) yes, sir.
PRINCIPAL
Well, this school is a bullying-free zone (at this, BEN snorts loudly) and I deal with all complaints of this nature very seriously. I will be calling an assembly at some point this week to discuss and discourage bullying, and I would like to meet with each of the people responsible.
VALENTINE
(mutters something inaudible)
PRINCIPAL
What was that?
VALENTINE
Umm… Pretty much everyone in school has said something…
PRINCIPAL
Well, I'm not really sure I can deal with something on that level…
BEN
Then what's the point of all this? You can say 'well, I did something' in front of the superintendent?
PRINCIPAL
Young man, I suggest you keep better control of your emotions. I'm sorry to have to put it like this, but with Miss Anthony's record-
BEN
What do you mean, record?
PRINCIPAL
Look, if she was a target for peers' mockeries at her last school, and now here, rely, the only common denominator is, well, her.
BEN
Are you saying this is her fault?
PRINCIPAL
I am suggesting she change her own behavior before wasting the school's time!
BEN
This is bullshit. C'mon, we're going.
(He pulls up his FATHER, who has been completely checked out this whole time. They leave. VALENTINE is left alone with the PRINCIPAL.)
PRINCIPAL
Well, I've said all I will on the subject. Would you like to add anything?
VALENTINE
No, sir. Can I go now?
PRINCIPAL
Yes, I suppose.
(She scurries out.)
(HANA is with another girl – MARIA. They are resting on a bench, holding hands. They are clearly a couple.)
MARIA
Love, do you want to do anything today, or are we just sitting here all day?
HANA
Mmm… I like sitting here (Snuggles up against MARIA)
MARIA
Love, there are people around!
HANA
So?
MARIA
It's not decent!
HANA
Oh, fine. You're no fun. Maybe we could go see a movie?
MARIA
I like that idea. It's all nice and dark there…
HANA
Mm…
MARIA
Hey, how's it going with the whole anorexia thing?
HANA
Better, much better.
MARIA
Enough that you could eat… say… me?
HANA
Mm… I think I could manage that…
(Laugh)
(End scene)
(HANA and MARIA are in a bed- suffice it to say that the coverings are necessary. [We can clothe the actresses underneath, but for what the camera can see, they are naked]. They are giggling and smiling, etc. An opening door is heard. They instantly freeze, and 'oh shit' expression on their faces.)
HANA
I thought you mom wouldn't be home until tonight!
MARIA
She wasn't supposed to be!
HANA
Is there a back way out?
MARIA
No!
HANA
Shit!
MARIA
Yeah… quick, put on some clothes!
HANA
Yeah, yeah!
[The camera will film only their faces, so as to avoid any immodesty]
(They are dressing, as-)
MARIA
Hana?
HANA
Yeah?
MARIA
You know, there's really only one reason you'd be over here-
HANA
Yeah…
MARIA
How do you want to explain it?
HANA
However you want, honey. She's your mother.
MARIA
Umm… well this'll be interesting!
MOTHER [Offscreen voice]
Maria, is that you?
MARIA
Yeah! I'll be right down- there's something I need to talk to you about!
MOTHER
Okay…
(The two girls scamper down the stairs, and nearly run into the MOTHER, who is carting in groceries.)
MARIA
Oh! Sorry.
MOTHER
That's fine. Here, can you take this?
MARIA
Sure.
HANA
(Coming around from behind MARIA) Let me help wit this…
MOTHER
Oh, thank you. Ah, who is this?
MARIA
Here, let's set this stuff down, then we can talk.
MOTHER
(Confused) Alright…
(They set the groceries down in the kitchen, and then MARIA leads them all into the living room. MOTHER is seated in a recliner across from the girls, who are rather close, in a love seat.)
MARIA
Mom, I've ah, I want to tell you that me and Hana-
MOTHER
Well, at least I know your name now! Nice to meet you.
(HANA gives a wan smile- she is obviously keyed up to a high degree)
MARIA
Well, Hana's my… um…
HANA
Girlfriend! (Seems shocked at her own forwardness)
MARIA
Yeah. I'd wanted to tell you I was a- lesbian for a while now, but I was just so nervous…
MOTHER
Oh, there was nothing to be worried about! I'm just happy I don't have to tell you not to get pregnant! But really, I'm happy for you. Are y'all… out? ... With your friends?
HANA
Some.
MOTHER
Alright. Well, I certainly won't ask why you're home when I wasn't, and Maria's shirt is on backwards!
(Deep blush from the girls)
Well, I have more errands to run. Y'all be okay here?
MARIA
(Small voice, still embarrassed.) Yeah.
MOTHER
Well, I'll leave you two lovebirds, to, ah… pick up where you left off. (Exits the house.)
(The girls are silent for a moment. They look at each other, and burst out laughing, hysterically.)
MARIA
Well… d'you want to ah… pick up where we left off?
HANA
I think that sounds wonderful.
(End scene)
(VALENTINE is with JULIE in a school bathroom. She is sobbing heavily.)
JULIE
Hey, hey, it's okay, it'll be alright… don't worry.
VALENTINE
No, it's not okay… I can't, I can't deal with this anymore. It's too much.
JULIE
It's just a few idiots- it'll die down eventually…
VALENTINE
No, it won't. It never goes away. It never stops. It's not a few people, it's everyone… this is hopeless.
JULIE
It's not hopeless. You have plenty of friends…
VALENTINE
Not true.
JULIE
It is! There's me, and Hana, and Maria, and you brother…
VALENTINE
Compared to everyone else…
JULIE
Well…
VALENTINE
You damn well it's true.
JULIE
I guess.
(Ring bell)
VALENTINE
Go- you have a class.
JULIE
Are you sure you're going to be okay?
VALENTINE
Yeah, yeah, I'll make it.
JULIE
Okay…
(JULIE exits. VALENTINE watches her go, then lets her head drop back and hit the wall-none too gently.)
VALENTINE
Fuck my life.
(End scene)
(A school hallway. JULIE is waiting outside a door to a classroom. MAX, with some friends, appears and walks towards the door. Galvanized, she walks briskly towards him.)
JULIE
Hey.
MAX
Umm… hi?
JULIE
We need to talk.
MAX
Okay?
(She forcibly leads him away from his friends into the deserted gym.)
Umm… why are we skipping class to talk about something. I know I'm incredibly good looking, but I don't think now is the time… (the joke dies at delivery) Okay, now I'm worried. What's going on?
JULIE
I want to know why you're making my friend's life a hell on earth.
MAX
Valentine? I… I was angry at her, so I said some stuff I shouldn't have, and I guess somebody overheard me… it just got out of control.
JULIE
Why, why oh why would you be mad enough to call her an ugly slut?
MAX
I uh… I had heard that she had fucked another guy at a party I invited her to as my date.
JULIE
Uh-huh. Did you actually see this, or did somebody who was probably drunk out of his mind tell you?
MAX
Umm… the second one?
JULIE
I figured.
MAX
I guess you want to know who it was?
JULIE
Yeah.
MAX
Promise not to bite my head off?
JULIE
Yes.
MAX
It was Kyle
JULIE
Seriously, who was it?
MAX
Kyle
JULIE
Fuck. You're sure?
MAX
Yeah.
JULIE
When was this?
MAX
First Friday of the month
JULIE
Impossible. He was with me the entire night.
MAX
But if he didn't come to the party…
JULIE
Then he can't have banged Valentine…
MAX
So he was lying…
JULIE
So my boyfriend started all this?
MAX
I guess.
JULIE
Shit. I'm going to kill him.
MAX
Yeah… I'll be going now.
JULIE
Oh no. You're not getting off that easy. (Strides over to him and slaps him across the face. Hard.)
MAX
I guess I deserved that?
JULIE
You deserve a lot more than that.
MAX
Yeah. I'm going to go find her and say sorry.
JULIE
You go do that.
(End scene)
(KYLE is up against the wall of a hallway. JULIE [incidentally, could she be shorter than him by a large amount?] is crowding him in, and looks furious.)
JULIE
How dare you lie like that? First, that idiot male ego of yours has managed to both ruin one girl's life, and now it's lost you your girlfriend! I'm disgusted with you.
KYLE
It wouldn't help much if I said I didn't mean to hurt anyone, would it?
JULIE
Not a bit.
KYLE
Yeah.
JULIE
Don't ever speak to me again.
(She walks off, leaving him looking stunned.)
(End scene)
(School has let out. A large number of kids are milling out the doors, VALENTINE among them. MAX is standing by the door, looking for her. She is making her way to the sidewalk- apparently her house is not far. From a gaggle of kids, a boy walks out and blocks her path.)
BOY [3]
Hey, I'll pay you 20 bucks to blow me right now.
VALENTINE
Please move.
BOY
What, it's not like it'd be news to anyone you're a slut.
VALENTINE
Really, please get out of my way.
BOY
C'mon, nothing? Okay, 25.
(She moves to go around him. He grabs at her, and she runs off crying.)
(End Scene)
(Outside VALENTINE's house. BEN is walking home, whistling cheerfully [just go with it, please] and he suspects nothing. As he reaches the door, he sees that it is already open. As he goes in-)
BEN
Valentine?
(No answer)
Dad?
(No answer)
Huh. (Cocks his ears, and hears the faint sound of music) Oh, she really shouldn't play that so loud. Valentine, turn that down!
(No change. He shakes his head, and walks up to her room the door is cracked open)
Weird. Doesn't she normally close it?
(Opens the door)
(VALENTINE's body is hanging limply by the neck, suspended by a belt from a ceiling fan. The music is, up here, deafening.)
(End Script)
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