as soon as the snake began to feel

that he would like a decent meal

he went and knocked on grandpa's door

when grandpa opend it he saw

the sharp white teeth, the horrid grin

and snakie said "may i come in?"

poor grandpapa was terrified

"he's going to eat me up!" he cried

and he was absulotly right

he ate him up in ine big bite

nut granpapa was small and tought

and snakie wailed,"thats nt enough!

i havnet yet begun to feel

that i have had a decent meal!"

he ran around the kitchen yelping

"ive got to have a second helping!"

Then added with a frightful leer

"im therefore going to wait right here

till little boy nine tails red riding hood

comes home from walking in the wood"

he quickly put on grandpa's clothes,

(ofcours he hadnt eatent those)

he dressed himself in a coat and hat

he put on shoes and after that

he even brushed and curled his hair

then sat himself in grandpas chair

in came the little boy in red

he stopped he stared and the he said

"what graet big ears you have grandpa"

"all the better to hear you with"

the snake replied

"what big graet eyes you have grandpa"

said little boy nine tails red riding hood

"all the better to see you with"

the snake replied

he sat there watching him and smiled

he thought im going to eat this child

compared to his old grandpapa

he is going to taste like caviar

then little boy nine tails red riding hood said

"but grandpa what a lovely graet big

scaly cout you have on "

"thats wrong" cried the snake

"have you forgot

to tell me what BIG TEETH ive got?"

ah well no matter wat you say

im going to eat you any way"

the smal boy smiles. one eye flickers

he wips a pistolfrom his knickers

he aimes it at the creature's head

and bang bang he shoot him dead

a few weeks later in the wood

i came acrose little boy nine tails red riding hood

but what a change ! no cloak of red

no silly hood on his head

he said "hello and do please note

my lovely protecting snakskin coat.