|little boy ninetails red riding hood and the snake
Author: the howling snow wolf PM
the naruto version of little red riding hood and the wolfRated: Fiction K+ - English - Poetry/Family - Words: 381 - Published: 06-10-12 - Status: Complete - id: 3030866
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as soon as the snake began to feel
that he would like a decent meal
he went and knocked on grandpa's door
when grandpa opend it he saw
the sharp white teeth, the horrid grin
and snakie said "may i come in?"
poor grandpapa was terrified
"he's going to eat me up!" he cried
and he was absulotly right
he ate him up in ine big bite
nut granpapa was small and tought
and snakie wailed,"thats nt enough!
i havnet yet begun to feel
that i have had a decent meal!"
he ran around the kitchen yelping
"ive got to have a second helping!"
Then added with a frightful leer
"im therefore going to wait right here
till little boy nine tails red riding hood
comes home from walking in the wood"
he quickly put on grandpa's clothes,
(ofcours he hadnt eatent those)
he dressed himself in a coat and hat
he put on shoes and after that
he even brushed and curled his hair
then sat himself in grandpas chair
in came the little boy in red
he stopped he stared and the he said
"what graet big ears you have grandpa"
"all the better to hear you with"
the snake replied
"what big graet eyes you have grandpa"
said little boy nine tails red riding hood
"all the better to see you with"
the snake replied
he sat there watching him and smiled
he thought im going to eat this child
compared to his old grandpapa
he is going to taste like caviar
then little boy nine tails red riding hood said
"but grandpa what a lovely graet big
scaly cout you have on "
"thats wrong" cried the snake
"have you forgot
to tell me what BIG TEETH ive got?"
ah well no matter wat you say
im going to eat you any way"
the smal boy smiles. one eye flickers
he wips a pistolfrom his knickers
he aimes it at the creature's head
and bang bang he shoot him dead
a few weeks later in the wood
i came acrose little boy nine tails red riding hood
but what a change ! no cloak of red
no silly hood on his head
he said "hello and do please note
my lovely protecting snakskin coat.