Author: AWriterOrABabblingFool PM
My bad attempt at humor.Rated: Fiction T - English - Humor - Words: 129 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 06-14-12 - Status: Complete - id: 3032310
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Piercing screams cut through the air as blood spurts out of the man's open neck. While the man dies, some shove their hands against their eyes and try to cringe away from the supposedly scary sight, but their backs meet the back of their chairs.
I watch the dying man nonchalantly, eating popcorn. The screaming continues and I wonder why. It's not like the killer can jump out of the screen and attack them. Unfortunately for me. I grow slightly annoyed. This isn't even real. No one is actually dying. They're just actors. Why are they watching a horror movie if they're so terrified of the sight of fake blood.
Idiots. I wonder if I'll become deaf by the end of this movie.