If I was a goat,

then I would be a very weird goat

I would be bright pink,

Now I know what you think

'What the hell?'

Was I right?

Well I know I wouldn't ever be a goat

And you will never see a bright pink goat

So therefore I will be a bright pink goat

But since I will never be a goat

I'll be a light bulb

But nobody likes a light bulb

So I think that I would be very sad as a light bulb

Maybe I can be goat again

Goats don't have to do anything

But I would still be bright pink