|Generic Building Block Guys
Author: Mr. Noklevername PM
Parody of Lego. All rights reserved. If you have any questions or criticisms comment! Seriously. Reviews are my source of food. FEED ME!Rated: Fiction T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,745 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 07-06-12 - Published: 06-30-12 - id: 3037366
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Generic Building Block Guys
*MAN IN CAPE is FLYING through the SKY*
CAPE: Ah. I love just flying through the skies, narrating without someone needing my hel-
SOME OFF SCREEN LADY: HEEEEEELP!
CAPE: Oh no! Someone should call the police!
RANDOM CITIZEN: This box set didn't come with police!
CAPE: Yet it came with a faceless citizen?
RANDOM CITIZEN: They have a million of these. They just need to unload them.
CAPE: That sucks! Anyway, I need to help the stock lady character!
*SUPERHERO CAPE GUY flies away to save a LADY in the MOST ORIGINAL PLOT EVER*
*CAPE bursts through LADIES WINDOW*
CAPE: Don't worry, I'm a superhero!
LADY: Oh. That's okay then!
CAPE: What do you need my help with?
LADY: I've fallen and I can't get up!
CAPE: Isn't that an old lady thing?
LADY: I'm not very smart.
*OBVIOUSLY EVIL GUY breaks through STEREOTYPICAL BLONDE'S WALL*
CAPE: Gasp! My arch nemesis! Are you here to fight me?
EVIL: No! I'm here to… Kill you!
CAPE: C'mon. This would be the fifteenth time I died this year. I don't care.
EVIL: Oh yeah? What if I kill… That blonde girl!
LADY: Oh noes.
CAPE: Not Ms. Nameless Stereotype!
EVIL: Heh. Then come at me!
*CAPE punches EVIL GUY. This somehow doesn't break EVIL GUY'S BONES*
CAPE: Give up?
EVIL: No! NEVER!
EVIL: What kind of supervillain gives up after the first punch?
CAPE: The kind you are, I assumed.
EVIL: Enough of this back and forth.
CAPE: Okay. Wanna get lunch or something-
EVIL: NO I'M GOING TO SHOOT YOU WITH GENERIC LAZER BEAMS!
CAPE: I'm invincible. Their really isn't any point to that-
EVIL: SHUT UP! I'M A FIRIN' MA LAZER! BLARGH!
*EVIL GUY takes out his LAZER BEAM OF INTERNET REFERNCES and SHOOTS IT*
EVIL: Well… Wanna go get that lunch?
CAPE: Why not?
*CAPE FLIES away*
EVIL: Wow. Thanks for waiting, Super Dick. I`m gonna take the bus.
*EVIL GUY walks out the HOLE he made. HE then realizes HE`S walking out THE FIFTH STORY OF A APARTMENT BUILDING*
EVIL: Damn you Looney Tunes effeeeeeeeect!
*TWO HOURS LATER*
*CAPE is SITTING at a TABLE. EVIL GUY walks up to HIM, tired*
CAPE: What took ya so long?
EVIL: And I'm the villain? You're a Super Dick
CAPE: Hey. You cemented yourself as a villain when you grew that twirly mustache. Plus, I HAVE a Super Dick.
EVIL: I didn't "grow" a mustache! I just lost my head and the only spare was one with a twirly 'stache!
CAPE: Heh. Like that was the only spare.
EVIL: Shut up.
CAPE: You shut up. Lets order! Waitress!
*AN AWKWARD SILENCE later*
CAPE: Yo. Waitress! Worlds most powerful hero here!
*GUESS WHAT KIND OF SILENCE HAPPENS*
EVIL: God! I'll help.
*EVIL GUY takes out SOME ORANGE RAY GUN THINGIE*
CAPE: What's that?
EVIL: It's a mind control ray! Isn't that obvious?
CAPE: Oh, I'm sorry. I didn't know the colour orange was the symbol for mind screws.
*EVIL GUY shoots STOCK SPUNKY WAITRESS CHARACTER with his ORANGE RAY GUN OF SUCKY MIND CONTROL CLICHES*
WAITRESS (M.C.): Can I take yer' order?
CAPE: I'd like… Fifteen pancakes, eighty strips of bacon, fifty of your cheeseburgers, trash-can meat, twelve sub sandwiches, and a coke. Diet. I need to consider my health.
WAITRESS: Ah. The American Combo.
EVIL: And I'd like a salad.
WAITRESS: Alright. So I've got an American Combo and the wussy diet combo?
*A MEAL later*
CAPE: That was a *Burp* great meal!
EVIL: Hell yeah! Well, lets go!
CAPE: Alrigh- Wait. We haven't paid the tip yet!
EVIL: I know… Mwahahahaha!
CAPE: You evil bastard.