|The Misadventures of Tubtub the Fat Superhero
Author: TheFellDragonGrima PM
Tubtub the fat superhero stars in a new adventure! Join him as he defeats an "evil beast"!Rated: Fiction K+ - English - Humor - Words: 714 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 07-04-12 - Status: Complete - id: 3038733
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AN: Written for my summer classes. Enjoy!
This story isn't like most other superhero stories, oh no. The superhero in question is not a daring, noble one that get's the girl. He is not a selfless man that would do anything for his people. This superhero is, to put it nicely, unique.
This superhero is Tubtub.
Tubtub is a short, fat little man that literally inhales- I mean, opening mouth and sucking it in like a vacuum- any food on sight. He's quite annoying and whines at anything and everything that doesn't go his way.
Tubtub's appearance is, um, different. The "superhero" has greasy, shaggy chocolate brown hair, disgusting puke-green eyes, deathly pale skin, and- most important in describing dear Tubtub- you can't forget Tubtub's overly-obese stomach. He usually wears his "superhero" garb. It consists of a way too small purple shirt that has two yellow T's (standing for "Tubtub", of course!) on it. He also wears spandex purple pants that are too short to cover his fat little legs. All in all, Tubtub is someone you would do a double-take to.
However, this little tale isn't just bashing on poor Tubtub's appearance. No, this is this story about how Tubtub saved Boringville.
It was a warm afternoon, a perfect day for a picnic in Tubtub's opinion (although mainly he just wanted to picnic because picnics equaled food, and food equaled happiness in his opinion).
Tubtub decided to picnic on top of a hill where an apple tree was growing. After a long and tedious walk (insert Tubtub wiping sweat off his eyebrows here), Tubtub made it to the top of the hill. He sat down, taking out his lunch. It consisted of an apple, a ham sandwich with double the mayonnaise, a tub of grapes, an apple pie, five PB cookies, five chocolate chip cookies, six raisin-bran cookies, four double chocolate chip cookies, a chocolate pie, and three chocolate bars.
Tubtub was just finishing his apple pie when he saw it. A crime scene, just at the bottom of the hill! They needed his help! But, thought Tubtub as he looked at his many foods, that means I won't be able to finish my food...
But that didn't matter to Tubtub (okay, maybe a little, but details don't matter)! He stood up heroically, slaying the foul "beast".
Ha! Gotcha! But seriously, Tubtub did try to get up. Key word being "try". Because of Tubtub's huge stomach, he couldn't get up! He grunted and attempted to sit up to no avail.
After taking a few slow breaths, Tubtub tried a different angle at getting up. He readied himself and then he- get ready for this!- tried to jump up. Why he thought he could jump up, we may never know, but the result is as you thought: failure. Tubtub whined in frustration before an idea dawned on him.
All of the sudden, Tubtub the fat superhero yelled out in a slightly feminine voice, "Superpowers, activate!"
Tubtub took loud rapid breaths, looking around as if expecting something. However, nothing happened. Nada! Tubtub was so upset he started sobbing. And sobbing. And sobbing.
However, all of this crying caused our obese hero to fall on his back and start rolling down the hill! But because Tubtub was sobbing so very, very hard- and it might be because he was so blubbery- he didn't notice.
As you probably don't remember, there was an "evil" afoot down at the bottom of the hill. As you can probably imagine, rolling down the hill would get him to the bottom. More specifically, where the 'scene was...
When Tubtub reached the bottom, the "evil beast" was conveniently right beneath him. With a large snap and a smaller thump, Tubtub reached the bottom of the hill.
Finally stopping his hysteric crying fit, Tubtub asked aloud, "W-What?"
As it had turned out, Tubtub had landed on the "enemy". All was well and Tubtub finished his- errm- "lunch".
And after that episode was over everyone lived on, and Tubtub continued on as...
TUBTUB, THE FAT SUPERHERO!
AN: I didn't say, but the enemy was a vegetable stand. Please review!