Author: kingofe3 PM
A collection of short stories featuring the cast from Shinigami Twin! *Updated Monthly*Rated: Fiction T - English - Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 7,961 - Reviews: 1 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 02-11-13 - Published: 07-10-12 - id: 3040446
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Shinigami Bits! Segment 1
Act 1: Flight
Ai: I wonder why Tyrin called us out here.
Toshiko: Probably for something stupid, it's been five minutes already.
Lewis: Hold on, I received a text from him. *looks at text* He said to look up.
Toshiko: Look up? Why on earth would he…
Ai, Lewis, and Toshiko notice Tyrin flying in the air
Tyrin: Hey, guys!
Toshiko: What the hell? How are you doing that?
Tyrin: Cool, isn't it? I can fly!
Lewis: Are you using Hauringu Shuuha for it?
Tyrin: Yep, with this now I won't be late for work!
Ai: He looks like an angel… *deeply moved*
Toshiko: He looks stupid. Hey, be careful up there!
Tyrin: Relax! I've been practicing! No way am I going to…
Tyrin bumps into a tree and falls to the ground
Ai: Tyrin, are you alright? *runs to his side*
Toshiko bursts out in laughter
Lewis: I… somehow knew this was going to happen…
Act 2: Lady Killer
Perkins wildly streams his guitar
A crowd of woman applauds in amazement
Perkins: Thank you, ladies. I'll gladly sign autographs and accept phone numbers free of charge.
Toshiko pulls on Perkins' ear
Toshiko: Idiot, what are you doing?
Perkins: Hey, baby! I was just entraining my guest. Would you care for a tune?
Toshiko: Ah, no thanks. Why are you always trying to get women?
Perkins: Baby, the only girl I need is you. The only thing I'm trying to do is… Wait a second… I see what's going on here. You're jealous, aren't you?
Toshiko: Like hell! Why would I want to be involved with you? You're repulsive, perverted, and stupid!
Perkins: *chuckles* you're words only tell me how much you love me. I know what kind of person you are, Toshiko. You use violence to express your feelings and that's okay with me. I love a strong woman. *winks*
Toshiko: Go to hell! Why would I go out if an untalented guitarist?
Perkins is deeply shocked and falls to his knees in depression
Perkins: I… can't believe you said that… I'm so hurt…
Toshiko: (Wait a sec… after all the insults I've been saying to him now he's depressed?)
Perkins packs a suitcase
Perkins: If my music can't be appreciated… *sniffs* I might as well be dead…
Toshiko: Wait! I didn't mean it like that! You're not bad or anything, I just find you repulsing sometimes. That song was actually pretty good. *blushes*
Perkins: Oh, baby! I knew you loved me! *cries tears of joy*
Toshiko: Will you shut up? I don't freaking love you!
Perkins: Now, now. Don't be shy. I know you still have feelings for me. Why don't you say we get out of here and go someplace nice? Like a hotel…
Toshiko punches Perkins in the gut and puts him in a hold
Toshiko: Die, you freaking pervert!
Perkins: Hold me tighter, baby! The pain tells me how you really feel!
Toshiko: Sure thing! *bends Perkins' arm*
Perkins cries in pain
Act 3: Mr. Pedophile
Arizo watches kids play
Arizo: Ah, children… the foundation of life…
Tyrin: Is this what a pedophile does all day? How creepy…
Arizo: You little… do you know how much trouble you caused me because of what lies you've been spreading about me? Every time I go to the market, people give me the evil eye!
Tyrin: Will it is just a rumor. Maybe if you stop doing things that people would deem things a pedophile would do, they'll stop giving you looks.
Arizo: That's not point! You started this damn rumor to begin with! I like kids, but love women! Everybody knows this, but now I have a bad reputation because of what you said!
Tyrin: It's not my fault you hug that little girl.
Arizo: I didn't hug a little girl! I was comforting her because she was about to be killed! Who would make such an accusation from that?
Arizo is hit by a ball
Little girl: I'm sorry, mister!
Arizo: No, no. It's alright. I was just an accident.
The little girls begins to cry
Arizo: No, really it's alright! *pats the girl's head and gives her a lollipop* There, better?
Little girl: Thank you, mister! Bye! *walks away*
Tyrin: You keep lollipops in your pocket? How creepy…
Arizo: Do you ever shut up? I just happened to have one! - Comically, he did just happen to have one at the time.
Act 4: Secret Thoughts
Reida: You're mission today is to eliminate a Mons, an easy mission really.
Tyrin: Alright, I'll take care of it immediately.
Reida returns to her desk
Tyrin: By the way, what kind of job do you do?
Reida: I sort out the mission files.
Tyrin: So you're basically a secretary?
Reida: I guess so, what's wrong with that?
Tyrin: Nothing really, it's just that I thought of your job of more like right hand for Eda.
Reida: That's harassment, I'll sue you.
Tyrin: How is that harassment? Being a badass assistant is better than secretary.
Reida: Now you're downgrading me. Why would I need to protect Eda, he's a grown man. Or he is mentally… most of time that is. Look, will you just leave me alone and get back to work?
Tyrin: Fine, I was just trying to bring up conversation. *leaves*
Reida: (Is Eda… really a man… no, I mustn't think of the High Commander of that way!) *pictures Eda in a school kid uniform and slightly chuckles*
Eda: Find something funny, Reida?
Reida: No, sir! I was just coughing!
Eda: I see… sorry for bothering you. *returns to eating a giant lollipop*
Reida: (He is a kid…)