Izzy and Mikey's Instant Message Chats

Chapter 1: Give Your Heart A Break!

[What do you think of the start of my first real fiction story? Why are long short stories and novellas so long? This is the white or Caucasian writer, a very short and very brief start, called a 'tiny story'.]

"Give your heart a break," exclaimed Michael Newton as his girlfriend Isabella Marie Swan obsessively added two hundred business pages to her interests at one time.

Bella: What heart?

Mike: Has the computer stolen that much of my love for you?

Bella: Maybe.

Mike: Whatever happened?

Bella: Give your heart a break.

I will give myself one more day to proofread over my Tumblr, but I do not know what I am doing after September 19, 2012 except spy on Isabella and Mike over the dream wire without asking for money, without being paid at all, and for the love of God. I think I can make this story work. I think this story can succeed in the fiction department.

On the autumn equinox of 2012 Bella and Mike can be found falling in love stitched-on headless head over Sarah Hyland's Geek Charming high heels with Beauty by Gwyneth.

It was the month that Katharine Hope McPhee (we used to call her Hope, and I was Hope the Second) was on the front page cover of Seventeen magazine after Shay Mitchell from Mississauga. It was perfect because J.K. Rowling's fans, now represented by the American Idol runner-up from Los Angeles, California; since Harry Potter's young fans in 1997-2008 are now grown-up adults.

I can see a television series forming for Little Miss MacPherson, Paul Mitchell, and Sarah Spring from Blogdrive! Smash, Pretty Little Liars, and Modern Family can only pay forever.

"Are we going to be children?" asked one of us politely to the administration behind Jared's and Matt's Nickelodeon television channel programming. The answer was "no," of course! Back in 2000 I had made plans not to be a child when I am Tara or Callie. Children and teenagers are no longer ours! I made plans not to be a child in 2000 as Tara or Callie.

Let me tell you what I think spying is. I have to be a good spy. We are going to spy on Bella and Mike. Bella and Mike are my and Joseph Gordon-Levitt's teen idols to spy on in the dream wire. Those of us who are not ailed by medical injuries want and need a dream sequence to spy on. People, authors, and writers do not spy on other people's dreams or dream walk as a leisure activity unless they are white or wealthy enough to afford not getting killed by the injured and disabled. It costs a lot of money to spy on real-life real-world relationships such as Bella and Mike. However, Bella and Mike are inviting (or are welcome to) writers and authors spying on them on the dream wire as an eye examination later on in the day or night to test if we know what Bella and Mike do when they are not with us or when we are not with them. Bella and Mike seem to be sick and tired of being labeled independent style icons! It started with Tara's idea of what an indie icon is: black high tops with florescent pink laces, glitter scarf, "Save the Whales" t-shirt, black long-sleeve shirt, black leggings, and a pink and black beaded barrette from . That is, that was her brother's wardrobe. In 2000, her best friend Elizabeth Reston's wardrobe is: jeans, crop-top cotton sweater, black shoes, and black earrings. Because in 2000 she is now: long black skirt, long silk purple shirt, purple low-top sneakers, lots of jewelry – bracelets and necklaces, and a lacey beret. I have always wanted to be a spy like Harriet and Jamie, and now I can. Now, what were they in seventh, sixth, fifth, and fourth grade? (I hope y'all are not fat! Be 16-17, not 18-19.)

Memory Lane Elementary School: (PS Longer Letter Later)

Fourth – Elizabeth's in a plaid skirt, white blouse, loafers, and pearl earrings. You're in black leggings, long black t-shirt under a 'Save the Whales' t-shirt, black high-top sneakers with pink florescent laces, and a black and pink beaded barrette.

Fifth – Plaid skirt, white blouse, loafers, gold and pearl earrings. You're in black leggings, black high-top sneakers with pink florescent laces, a long black t-shirt under a 'Save the Humans' t-shirt, and a clip-on nose ring.

Reston Middle School: (Snail Mail No More)

Sixth – Cute flowered sundress, preppy sandals, and a pearl nose ring. You're in black leggings, black sandals, and a long black t-shirt under a t-shirt that says 'If You Can Read This You Is Too Close', and a hoop earring.

Seventh – You're in black leggings, long black t-shirt, red Doc Martens, and around your head a glitter scarf. Elizabeth's in jeans, loafers, white blouse, and gold hoop earrings.

Eighth – jeans, crop-top cotton sweater with a long sleeve shirt underneath, black shoes, and black earrings. Tara's in a long black skirt, long silk purple shirt, purple low-top sneakers, lots of jewelry – bracelets, rings, and necklaces, and a lacey beret.

I am teaching PS Longer Letter Later and Snail Mail No More. I can be found teaching PS Longer Letter Later and Snail Mail No More by Paula Danziger and Ann M. Martin. Now let's do good spying not bad spying. I only spy for good not for bad. I spy when I dream-walk to someone else's dream and not mine.

There is a whole entire another realm world in and around Mississauga, Ontario that hardly anybody gets to see! Tracey Lynn Parker and her best friend Lehla are the other side of the Lake. We look like independent style icons. That is why they look like independent style icons in the inland north.

Imagine Arthur if he grew up? What would he be? PS Longer Letter Later and Snail Mail No More can't seem to get enough out of Arthur and his youth after seeing Joseph Gordon-Levitt magically transform into David Archuleta after weight loss surgery.

And so here begins my story as I spy on the University of Phoenix's Axia College upon my private graduation birthday party on January 15 from Sanderson High in Raleigh, North Carolina.

Mike: What courses are you taking?

Bella: Nothing much, just the basic general studies courses with business law and web design:

Mathematics 116 – Finally I am not going to be Calculus! Calculus is very lenient, it depends on how white your family is, and you might as well be above calculus or play lower if you want to play. This Algebra 1A course is known as "Algebra 1." So don't be Calculus until third or fourth year.

Mathematics 117 – This Algebra 1B course is known as "Geometry".

Mathematics – So let's see what's next after Geometry, probably Trigonometry and Calculus.

English 101 – Essay writing, how do I write essays, how to write essays?

English 306 – Poetry class.

English 102 – Research Writing.

Biology 101 – Basic principles of Bio.

Biology 100 – Life Sciences with Lab.

Science 230 – Introduction to Life Sciences.

Psychology 103 – General Psych.

Psychology 220.

Psychology 230.

Sociology 120 – Introduction to Sociology.

Sociology 110.

Sociology 105.

Communication 486 – the highest possible comm.

Communication 100.

Communication 225.

Spanish 110 – Spanish is where I was seeking to move to.

Spanish 112 – Spanish is where I wanted to move to from French.

Law 421 – Business Law.

Marketing 421.

Web 236 – Web Design concentration courses.

Web 237

Web 240

Web 431

Web 407

Web 434

Web 435

Arts 230– Arts and Humanities courses.

MUS 265

HUM 103

Arts 340

Arts 100

Arts 125

Lit 230

And Bella bashfully names (named?) thirty-six courses she took at the University of Phoenix's Raleigh campus in this thirty-seven chapter book.

This is the prologue. And that is Bella Swan's college schedule for about two years of Axia, the Associate Degree's two-year vocational trade school before the Bachelor Degree's University of Phoenix School. She's looking good! She looks so right. She is going to be a graphic and web designer someday.

It was the night before The Dark Knight Rises when she started composing her first fiction and fan-fiction stories of her life.

[Here is their first text message conversation. Our tiny stories collaboration aims to show the world how precious these last few breaths of life are the closer and closer we get to 2012's winter solstice. The object of the course is to survive 28 days of tiny stories at a time per day, and do 28 more days of one tiny story a day after that! Write a tiny story every day for 28 days for every 28 days you are awake. This is not young adult because I have to have just lost weight if I write young adult fiction. Adult fiction writers are normal diarists.]