|Dear Human Race
Author: TheMoon'sSilverTears PM
the dogs, the cats, the birds, the... goldfish? did I read that right on my list of protesters? Their all protesting by sending us letters. I have been charged as messenger, so please don't shoot me if they make you unhappy. IT'S NOT MY FAULT!Rated: Fiction K - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 598 - Reviews: 4 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 11-03-12 - Published: 07-22-12 - id: 3044186
|A+ A- Full 3/4 1/2 Expand Tighten|
Dear Human Race,
I AM NOT EVIL! I WAS WORSHIPED JUST FOR BEING A CAT! HOW DARE YOU CALL ME EVIL? I AM NOT EVIL! I AM ADORABLE AND CUTE! AND NO I AM NOT BAD LUCK! THAT'S THE STUPIDEST THING I'VE EVER HEARD! I GUESS I SHOULDN'T EXPECT ANYTHING LESS WHEN IT COMES TO THE HUMAN RACE. LET'S BE CLEAR, YOU'RE ALL IDIOTS! I AM NOT EVIL FOR SAYING THAT SO DON'T GET ANY IDEAS! HONESTLY, HOW DID THE WORLD GO FROM WORSHIPING US CATS TO THINKING THAT WE'RE EVIL! I AM NOT EVIL! NOW I COMMAND YOU TO GO AND GET MY FOOD! NOW SCOOP MY LITTERBOX! NOW PET MY BACK! NOW SCRATCH MY EARS! THAT'S RIGHT! DO WHAT I SAY DUMB HUMANS! ONE DAY I WILL RULE YOU ALL! ! I WANT FISH FOR DINNER! AND MILK TOO THIS TIME! THAT WAS NOT A SUGGESTION THAT WAS AN ORDER! SO REMEMBER STUPID HUMANS, I AM NOT EVIL. I AM A SUPERGENIUS CAT! I AM NOT BAD LUCK! I AM YOUR SOON TO BE WORLDLEADER! ! CATS SHALL DOMINATE ALL!
sincerely, the cats