Dear Human Race,

I AM NOT EVIL! I WAS WORSHIPED JUST FOR BEING A CAT! HOW DARE YOU CALL ME EVIL? I AM NOT EVIL! I AM ADORABLE AND CUTE! AND NO I AM NOT BAD LUCK! THAT'S THE STUPIDEST THING I'VE EVER HEARD! I GUESS I SHOULDN'T EXPECT ANYTHING LESS WHEN IT COMES TO THE HUMAN RACE. LET'S BE CLEAR, YOU'RE ALL IDIOTS! I AM NOT EVIL FOR SAYING THAT SO DON'T GET ANY IDEAS! HONESTLY, HOW DID THE WORLD GO FROM WORSHIPING US CATS TO THINKING THAT WE'RE EVIL! I AM NOT EVIL! NOW I COMMAND YOU TO GO AND GET MY FOOD! NOW SCOOP MY LITTERBOX! NOW PET MY BACK! NOW SCRATCH MY EARS! THAT'S RIGHT! DO WHAT I SAY DUMB HUMANS! ONE DAY I WILL RULE YOU ALL! ! I WANT FISH FOR DINNER! AND MILK TOO THIS TIME! THAT WAS NOT A SUGGESTION THAT WAS AN ORDER! SO REMEMBER STUPID HUMANS, I AM NOT EVIL. I AM A SUPERGENIUS CAT! I AM NOT BAD LUCK! I AM YOUR SOON TO BE WORLDLEADER! ! CATS SHALL DOMINATE ALL!

sincerely, the cats