|DV42 bot's Special News Report!
Author: DeltaVision PM
Come one and all and join DV42 Bot on his journey to becoming the worlds best news reporting robot! Follow along as he interviews some of Delta Vision's stars from each of their stories.Rated: Fiction K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,231 - Updated: 07-30-12 - Published: 07-23-12 - id: 3044461
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~ DV42 Bot News reviews! ~
*This article is based within a chatbased system*
Computer screen turns on
NEWS UPDATE SPECIAL!
Announcer:Welcome ladies and gentleman to the first ever, AWAKEN NEWS UPDATE SPECIAL! I'm your host, DV42 Bot! Today we are going to welcome a very special guest from, YOU GUESSED IT, Awaken!
DV42 Bot: Now, Welcoming first of all, Justin Masterson! Come on down~
Justin masterson: Wow... You really are a robot..
DV42 Bot: Amazing, Huh?
Justin Masterson: ...You look like a trash can with wheels on the bottom of it and what looks like to be some sort of scope as an eye.
DV42 Bot: HEY! I may be a piece of genius hardware! BUT I HAVE FEELINGS TOO!
Justin Masterson: Are you a failed Lucas project?
DV42 Bot: ...Anyways... WELCOME JUSTIN! Now, we have a few questions that we'd like to ask you-
Justin Masterson: By 'we' I'm guessing you mean just and only you?
DV42 Bot: ...Grr..Friggin lil- Ahem... Ahahahaaaa~ You are a funny one young sir! Now our first question, What exactly are these people, Like Knuckle Head, And why are they so darn happy with causing pain for everyone else?
Justin Masterson: You mean those demon possessed nut bags? Well they of course are your every day type of citizen. Just some of them are the extremely unlucky sort who have been taken over by some type of demon.
DV42 Bot: Like the kinds with horns on their heads and creepy red skin?
Justin Masterson: As cliche as that is... SOME of them could be of a sort. They come in many shapes and forms as everything else in life. Just once they possess someone, then they use their body.
DV42 Bot: Does that mean, There is no hope for the human anymore?
Justin Masterson: Well it depends.. If a demon goes beyond the point that the human can withstand, their body is forever damaged without the demon's power. There for they are better off dead or they are in a living hell.
DV42 Bot: I see... You have a way in putting things Mr. Masterson! Moving on.. Next Question, What exactly are you and your adopted brother?
Justin Masterson: Huh? We are human, As hard as it is to believe. Of course as you could maybe tell, We are not your every day walk in the park human variaty.
DV42 Bot: Yes, That is why I had asked Sir.
Justin Masterson: Annoying bot.. Well I'll say it as our Sensei had said, 'We are gifted~'. Just a nice way in sayin' we have some power that we don't know about.
DV42 Bot: Ahh, I see. So you fight with some power you lack the knowledge of! How reckless yet heroic.
Justin Masterson: Now that sounded like something my stupid brother would say..
DV42 Bot: I am not sure if that was a compliment or not.. Either way, NEXT QUESTION! How do you feel of these, Masao Monitors?
Justin Masterson: Now that is an odd question.. Tho I supose I'm here to answer them. The Masao Monitors may fool my brother.. But I can sense what they are holding back. Atleast one in particular, Masanori.
DV42 Bot: Interesting~
Justin Masterson: To answer your question, I could care less for them. Just long as they stay out of our way."
DV42: I'm starting to wonder why I even asked that now.. Eh-Heh.. Well there you have it folks! Thank you for coming by to, DV42 BOT NEWS REVIEW!
Justin masterson: you realize we are typing in a chat room right?
DV42 Bot: Good-Bye Folks! See yuh next time!
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