|Crystal, Brendan and the Evil Demon
Author: lenkachu PM
Crystal and Brendan go on a date, but their date gets interrupted by the evil demon. WARNING: This is crack. Hilarity will ensue. Brief mentions of MLP:FiM and Pokemon.Rated: Fiction K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Words: 984 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 07-27-12 - Status: Complete - id: 3045396
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This is my first story. I HOPE YOU LIKE IT~!
Once upon a time, there was a girl and a boy. The girl's name was Crystal and the boy's name was Brendan, and they were IN LOVE.
They lived in the magical land of Magiculus Landicus. The two spent all hours of the day holding hands, embracing each other, and sitting in trees K-I-S-S-I-N-G.
One day, they went on a date to the magical flying seapony farm, and Brendan asked Crystal to go buy him some ice cream because he didn't have any moneys.
Crystal looked for ice cream but couldn't find any. After she had walked for three days and nights, she remembered there was an ice cream shop back at the magical flying seapony farm. She called a cab and the driver waved his magic wand and teleported her back to the farm.
Crystal went to find Brendan, but she saw an evil looking demon carrying a sleeping Brendan.
"HEY! GIVE ME BACK MY BOYFRIEND!" she yelled at the creature.
The evil demon laughed evilly and replied evilly, "THERE'S NO WAY I'M GIVING BACK YOUR BOYFRIEND! HES THE PERFECT SOURCE OF POWER FOR MY EVIL SMOOTHIE MAKING MACHINE!. ALSO, HE'S SO PRETTY~!"
Crystal retorted back, "OH NO YOU AREN'T!"
"BY THE POWER VESTED IN ME, DR. FLUFFALICIOUS CURRY BELLINGTON, I NOW PRONOUNCE YOU HUSBAND AND WIFE," he said evilly.
"Wait...What?" said a puzzled Crystal
"SORRY, WRONG SCRIPT. I WILL TAKE YOUR BOYFRIEND TO MY EVIL MANSION IN THE MOUNTAIN OF ETERNAL DOOM! MUAHAHAHAHA!"
"OH HECK NO YOU AREN'T!" Crystal yelled out as she lashed out a sword that she summoned by saying,"CHOCOLATE-CHIP MUFFINS!"
All of a sudden, a rain cloud appeared over the head of the evil demon. A hole in the cloud opened and A GRAY PEGASUS MARE FLEW AROUND THE MAGICAL FLYING SEAPONY FARM THROWING MUFFINS EVERYWHERE.
"I JUST DON'T KNOW WHAT WENT WRONG," Derpy said.
"OH MAI GAWD, WHAT IS THIS. YOU'VE FOUND MY WEAKNESS. PONIES. NOW I HAVE TO SING THE MY LITTLE PONY THEME SONG UNTIL SHE GOES AWAY," the evil demon shrieked evilly.
While Dr. Fluffalicious Curry Bellington was distracted with singing the MLP theme song, Brendan took the chance and escaped the evil demon's clutches. He skipped joyfully over to Crystal and they embraced happily and shared a not evil smoothie.
"NOOOO. MY EVIL SMOOTHIE MACHINE BATTERY. COME BACK. I LOVE YOU," Dr. Fluffalicious Curry Bellington cried.
Brendan yelled, "No! I don't like you! You don't scratch my belly enough!"
"BUT MY CLAWS WOULD KILL YOU," the evil demon argued.
"I don't care! My belly itches," Brendan whined.
Crystal yelled at them both, "OH MAI GAWD, YOU'RE LIKE BABIES. DR. FLUFFALICIOUS CURRY BELLINGTON, GO GET A MANICURE. BRENDAN, COME HERE AND IMMA SCRATCH YOUR BELLY."
All of a sudden, a magical spa appeared with a sign on the door saying FREE MANICURES FOR EVIL DEMONS NAMED DR. FLUFFALICIOUS CURRY BELLINGTON.
The evil demon squealed for joy and skipped over to the magical spa.
Brendan squealed for joy and skipped over to Crystal to get his belly scratched, but Crystal wasn't there anymore.
Crystal and Derpy went to the magical land of Kanto and caught an Oshawott even though Oshawotts aren't native to the land of Kanto.
Crystal went on a Pokémon adventure with Derpy and killed Ash, because she was so sick of him being 10 all the time. Also Derpy went back to the magical flying seapony farm to get Brendan because Brendan was too handsome to be left alone.
So Derpy and her flying magical seaponies picked him up and told him,"DUDE GET YOUR BUTT OFF THE GROUND AND GET READY! CUZ YOU ARE GOING TO GET MARRIED!"
"To who?" asks Brendan
All of the seaponies and Derpy hit him with a paper fan and say,"YOU IDIOT ITS YOUR GIRLFRIEND CRYSTAL YOU'RE GETTING MARRIED TO!"
So the magical flying seaponies fly off to the chapel with Brendan. As he heads over to open the door, the doors fly open and Crystal is standing there with her head on fire. Literally on fire.
"YOU BIG IDIOT! HOW SLOW ARE YOU!" yelled Crystal.
"I'M SORRY. DON'T HURT ME. I'M DELICATE," he screamed.
"WELL THEN GET IN HERE. I want a taco," Crystal said.
"Well, now that you mention it, I am kind of hungry," Brendan remarked.
Brendan reached into his pocket and took out a Ring Pop™.
"STOP. DON'T EAT THAT. THAT'S MY RING, YOU IDIOT," Crystal shrieked.
"I knew that. We should get inside. I heard there's a buffet~ AND I AM STARVING," Brendan drooled.
"NO. We have to go to the altar. Now come on," Crystal yelled.
The two walked up to the altar. The marriage officiant turned around.
Dr. Fluffalicious Curry Bellington yelled, "WHO'S READY TO GET MARRIED?"
"What." Brendan and Crystal stopped.
"IT'S OKAY. I'M A REGISTERED MARRIAGE OFFICIAL. THE INTERNET SAYS SO."
"Well, I guess if the Internet says so, it must be true. OK LET'S GET MARRIED," Crystal yelled.
DR. FLUFFALICIOUS CURRY BELLINGTON asked Brendan,"Will you take Crystal to be your wife?"
"YEAH!" yelled Brendan. "She gives really good belly rubs."
DR. FLUFFALICIOUS CURRY BELLINGTON asked Crystal,"Will you take Brendan as your husband?"
"HECK YEAH," said Crystal. "Now hand over that Ring Pop™.
DR. FLUFFALICIOUS CURRY BELLINGTON says,"YOU MAY NOW SUCK FACE."
They both kissed and lived happily ever after. Except for that one time when the evil fluffy bunnies rose up against the humans and plotted world domination. OH WELL.
Wow. That was weird. Please review if you want more of "The Adventures of Crystal and Brendan"
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