Dear Brother,

If you find me gone, don't cry.

Because I will be so pissed with you.

Don't wait up for me; just make mom and dad proud.

I was never meant to do that anyways, they love you more.

I'll admit to you something now that you won't ever hear me say again, SO LISTEN UP YOUT WERP!

I love you, I always had.

You're just annoying all the time.

So please, don't forget to clean up after yourself you slob.

And when you're older, maybe you'll understand why I left you and our *couch YOUR cough* parents.

Just know I'll regret being so selfish to you.

I couldn't care less about mom and dad anymore.

They never cared much for me anyways.

I just ask that you don't come looking for me, because I'll be even more pissed.

I want to get away from it all.

I'm tired of pretending that we're all a big happily united family.

I'll be out of the picture soon, you guys won't have to pretend anymore anwways.