
| Joharta
Author: Blake and Nadja Nineteen-year-old Akito is the daughter of the king of one of the only places left in the world, a tiny island populated by the wolf warriors. Her life is wonderful. That is, until she finds out that her entire island is part of a guild that plans to attack Joharta, the biggest and most fertile land left. Refusing to support the war, Akito sets off for Joharta. Adventure follows.
Rated: Fiction K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 7,225 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 09-03-12 - Published: 07-28-12 - id: 3045710
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The two girls are at a small clothing store. HILDE is wearing a long red dress.
HILDE (holding a dress up)
What size are you?
AKITO
Don't know. I always got hand-me-downs back on the island. Are clothes less valuable here?
HILDE
Not particularly, I just enjoy buying expensive things with money that's not mine.
AKITO
…um, I'll pay for mine. So, why the sudden obsession with dresses?
HILDE
Well, we're going to a ball-party-wedding thing for some important blokes tonight…hmm…
AKITO
Oh, no. What's your idea?
HILDE
Let's go…naked!
AKITO
No. Not happening.
HILDE
But-it would be so funny to see everyone's faces!
AKITO
Quick question: were we actually invited to this, or are you crashing a party?
HILDE
He. You think that I would actually go if I was invited? No, the appeal is the fact that we're not supposed to go.
AKITO
Then we should were appropriate clothes. Otherwise, they won't even let us in the door. And anyone can do that, go to the door and not get let in.
HILDE
True. So do you want to actually try these on?
AKITO
Not particularly. But I'm hoping that the look on people's faces will be worth it when we go in and make complete fools of ourselves. Next dress?
The wedding is in full swing.
People are dancing and eating. The main characters are sitting at a small table.
HILDE (with her head in her hands)
This was a terrible idea.
AKITO
What? This was your idea!
HILDE
I know its just…I hate this atmosphere. How can you stand it?
AKITO
Why do you hate stuff like this so much?
A young man approaches. He is tall, with black hair and dark blue eyes. Reaching the girls, he nods and extends a hand.
MAN (to HILDE about AKITO)
May I steal this beautiful lady for a dance?
HILDE
I'm not going to stop you.
AKITO (frowning at HILDE)
Alright.
MAN and AKITO get up and go to dance.
AKITO
So, what did you mean to accomplish with that? Why did you ask me to dance with you? I don't even know you…
MAN
You just look interesting.
AKITO
…Interesting
MAN
So what do you do? What's your name?
AKITO
What about you? What do you do? What's your name?
MAN
I asked first.
AKITO(shrugs)
Alright. My name is Akito. I am- traveling.
MAN
See, interesting. My name is Seth. I'm in the Krigare.
AKITO
I'm sorry, I don't know what that is. I was…a very sheltered person.
SETH
I see…the Krigare are sort of the protectors of Joharta. We've noticed that some of the Kings of various islands are banding together to attempt to take Joharta and split the profit.
AKITO
(looks up abruptly)
That's…awful.
SETH
We need to protect our country from this atrocity, even if it means death.
AKITO
What a great sentiment. I wish I could do something like that. But my companion is not one for…organization.
SETH
What about you? What do you want?
AKITO
I- I could never join such an organization.
SETH
I see.
The dance ends and the two return to the table where the AKITO and HILDE were sitting, but it is empty.
AKITO
Hilde must have gone off on her own. It's pretty normal.
SETH
Is that her over there?
AKITO
Where?
SETH
Over there.
He points. HILDE is walking towards the kitchen.
AKITO
Crap.
AKITO runs after HILDE. The kitchen is empty, as most of the servants are outside, serving. Hilde has cut a large slice of wedding cake from the top of the cake and is eating it.
AKITO
What are you doing? This is the most important day of the bride and grooms' lives! And their cake is ruined? Why would you do that?
HILDE
I was hungry.
AKITO
Dammit! Okay, we can fix this.
AKITO attempts to put the slice back into the cake.
HILDE
It's fine. They won't even notice.
AKITO
If they aren't blind, they will notice that someone ate their wedding cake.
HILDE
Ha ha, oh well…
AKITO
Well, what now?
HILDE (retrieving her cake)
Um…you seem to think that people don't like it when other people eat their wedding cake…so…blow this place?
AKITO
Are you kidding me? Eat their wedding cake then leave? At least apologize!
HILDE
What would that accomplish, exactly? These people are hot-shots, so they could probably press charges. And I don't want to end up in jail.
AKITO
Press charges for eating a wedding cake? I'd like to see them try.
HILDE
You really haven't been here very long, have you…
AKITO
Gee, what tipped you off?
HILDE
So can we just go?
AKITO
Fine. But leave a note apologizing.
HILDE
What the hell? Fine.
HILDE tears a page from a cookbook and writes with a feather dipped in soy sauce. She sticks it to the icing on the cake.
HILDE
There. Happy?
AKITO
Let's just go and hope that that Seth guy doesn't notice us.
HILDE
Ooo, yes. Expect to get teased later.
AKITO leaves.
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