|A love that shall last FIVEever
Author: AleydisEcho PM
A desperate teenager turns to her childhood friend for help in her moment of need, but instead she discovers a long lost love and a short happiness that is cruelly torn from her.Rated: Fiction T - English - Humor/Romance - Words: 1,047 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 08-05-12 - Status: Complete - id: 3047865
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A love that lasts five-ever.
(This story isn't meant to be taken serious and if you do then you need your sense of humour checked)
Once upon a time there was a boy who had a secret. A secret that the whole world had just found out, the secret was he was actually a French billionaire called Carlos and he was now a target for robbery. The robber whose name so happened to be Angeliqua, that planned on robbing him was pregnant with quintuplets and couldn't afford them so she was stealing money for an abortion. She was only seventeen and afraid of raising quintuplets alone.
She targeted Carlos because as she grew up with Carlenequa in the ghetto but when Carlenequa won a poker jackpot Carlenequa got a sex change and became Carlos. She was begging him for money to get a contraceptive pill, but s/he refused and refused to talk to Angeliqua. So after his secret fortune was revealed, she decided that she would get revenge by robbing him.
The robbery became out of control and Angeliqua brutally stabbed Carlos. Angeliqua then ran to the vault in the mansion, with Carlos's key, while Carlos lay in the kitchen, unconscious. She had stabbed him behind the knee, where his peroneal artery was lodged. He had about 15 minutes before he'd bleed to death, unless he was attended to by a doctor.
Angeliqua ran as fast as she could across the manicured lawns of Carlos mansion, as fast as someone pregnant with quintuplets and carrying a bag of money could anyway. Carlos had pulled the weapon, a fountain pen, out of his leg and stumbled to the balcony, he threw the pen at her with such force that when it hit her, she went into labour, and a neighbour had rang an ambulance, which had space for one, but both were in need of medical help.
The medics hesitated- turning from the dying man to the labouring teenager in panic (and slight confusion), as they tried to fit them both into the ambulance... one quintuplet was already out. Angeliqua and Carlos screamed as the ambulance veered off the road, a deer had pranced across the road and now the ambulance had two flat tires, Both Carlos and Angeliqua didn't have long left.
Angeliqua makes a heartfelt apology to Carlos, but Carlos insists that it was his fault, Carlos asked Angeliqua what had happened after he refused to give her money for a contraceptive, and she explained to him.
A mile from the hospital, the ambulance hit a speed bump, knocking out the final two tyres, drawing it to a stop; knowing it would not be able to get to the hospital for another hour, and Angeliqua and Carlos each only had about ten minutes left.
The medic had now delivered Angeliqua's third baby, Carlos had lost all feeling in his legs, the back-up ambulance wouldn't be there for 30 minutes and by then it would be just too late, Carlos spoke first; "I have a confession to make." Carlos then confesses that his love for Angeliqua was the reason that he got the sex change, he refused to contraceptive because he knew she would get pregnant, and he hoped to raise the child/ren but the money was more important to him so he moved away and regretted the decisions he had made.
Angeliqua stared at him as the fifth quintuplet came out- in confusion but slight relief: "So you'll make it up to me by giving me money?" She asked hopefully. Despite his pain, Carlos couldnt help but smile, that was such a remark for Angeliqua to make that it brought back many memories of growing up in the ghetto, particularly the happiest memory of when they got matching belly button piercings.
Then Angeliqua suddenly realises that where they are parked is within a 5 minute walk of her aunt Bonaynay's house, Aunt Bonaynay was a nurse who always took in anyone in the ghetto that was victim of a stabbing etc. And Carlos remembered that if he pressed the red button on his belt, his unicorns would come to him and bring him wherever he wanted, so he beckoned them (Charlie and Dan) and had them bring him and Angeliqua to Aunt Bonaynays- (Instead of the hospital, which would have been much more practical).
Angeliqua realised as she flew across the ghetto on the unicorns backs that she loved Carlos, and she wanted him to be the daddy to her quintuplets. So then, as they neared the houses broken down door, she said to Carlos, holding all five of her new babies, "Carlos, will you be my baby daddy?" Carlos was so surprised her forgot about the fact he had about four minutes to live because she had stabbed him in the knee... he just looked in to her big badass ghetto eyes and said "Hella yeah."
Angeliqua simply couldn't contain herself anymore, flinging her babies to the floor, she lunged herself towards Carlos and grabbing him by the ears, gave him the most passionate smooch of his soon-to-be-over life.
It turns out that aunt Bonaynay had gone to the ghetto to help some people who had been shot, so Carlos and Angeliqua just sat on the porch, watching the babies wriggling around. In this infinite moment of bliss Carlos forgot about his stab wound and together they stared proudly at the babies, Carlos then exclaimed " Guuuurl what you gonna call these babies?"
She had just opened her mouth to reply, when Carlos dropped at her feet- dead.
Aunt Bonaynay arrives just in time to see that Angeliqua was about to take her own life, she tried to stop her, but seeing Carlos was dead at her feet, she knew that he was the reason she was about to commit suicide. Angeliqua whispered into the chilly fume filled night sky: "Life just ain't good anymore without my Carlos, I love my babies but I love my man more"
But then Angeliqua sees her five babies still wailing on the dusty ground, she sees her FIVE babies and realizes that their love isn't forever but FIVEever.
She raises the children, using Carlos's money, and she oftrn talks to them about their "baby daddy for a day"