In the year nineteen ninety two
I sailed across the ocean blue
In a boat that I stole

I saw a man out at sea
He looked sadly up at me
And I rowed away
Nobody cares

I then saw Jesus on the water
He brought with him canon fodder
Yeah. . . I pooped my pants

Soon enough I hit China
There was a lady, her name was Lila
She made me Moo-Shoo pork

Well y'know China was pretty gay
I wanted to get back home that very day
So I got back in the god damn boat

And I went back to the sparkly blue
I got seasick so up I threw
Yeah that's pretty much it

But that's when I saw 'Murrica

Closing in upon the sand
I felt something sharp nibble my hand
It was a shark.
It brought it's friends and it ripped me to pieces
Blood coated the water
I was flopping around in the water screaming for twenty minutes next to an extremely populated beach
People looked out of their windows.
They saw me.
I know it.
Screw you..
So, I died.