Chapter 3: Huang the Stalker

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There in front of me was a drop dead gorgeous frowning guy who looked Japanese. Whoa, am I dreaming? I pinched myself hard and realized that I wasn't. He had reddish brown spiky hair and perfect light brown eyes. He looked exactly like a cold yet beautiful fallen angel. I blushed at my current outfit and crossed my arms while suspiciously asking, "Do I know you, stranger?"

Stranger Danger! All strangers must be treated with caution, especially smoking hot strangers like the one in front of me. Stranger Danger! Alert!

He simply curved his lips into a smirk and said, "Yes, you do, Saki-chan." Saki-chan? This heavenly guy can't be the jerk, Huang?

I glared at him and madly pointed out, "You're the jerk, Huang!"

His stupid smirk grew wider as he answered simply, "Yes, I am Talon Huang."

"STALKER!" I shouted as I slammed the door in his flawless face but then his foot got in the way. Shoot!

I sighed as I opened the door. "Just go away, eat breakfast, and leave me alone!" Huang frowned as his stomach growled ferociously at the mention of food. I laughed and gestured him to come in. Even if he's a jerk, I'm not mean enough to leave him on my doorstep. If an interviewer found him there... Let's just say that Black Saki will be unleashed. Like Hatsuharu in Fruits Basket. He turns into Black Haru when he gets really mad. Haha, that was so funny...

Huang raised an eyebrow at my random burst of laughter and sat on my leather couch. I walked casually to the kitchen and got him the untouched scrambled eggs and peanut butter and jelly sandwiches. Let's hope he's allergic to peanut butter, and hopefully he'll die! MWAHAHAHAHAHA... Okay, I'm acting like noseless, bald Voldemort. Hehe, he has no nose... "Here. Eat." I said boringly as I turned the Smart TV on.

It's just like an iPad except ten times bigger and cooler! You can like watch TV while doing Facebook or Twitter or Skype. Unfortunately, I switched the channel to Entertainment Today and my face was right there beside Kai's! Those sneaky little...! The same reporter I saw earlier was talking.

"It's now official that Kai Couture and Saki Kiryuu are over. Ladies, now is your chance! Boys, win her over!"

Then suddenly a picture of Huang AKA The Stalking Jerk appeared as she continued chatting endlessly, "Also, Talon Huang, hottie drama actor from Japan, is rumored to act a ROMANCE drama with Saki called Blind Love! Is this true folks? Find out after the commercial break."

Then it switched to some random Twilight: Breaking Dawn, Part 2 trailer with Bella and some other random kid. I don't pay attention to that kind of stuff. No offense, but sparkly vampires are not my kinda thing. I was seeing red and just wanted to hit something so I punched The Asian Jerk on his left arm quite hard.

He glared intensely at me as he rubbed the where I punched him. "Do I rook rike a punching bag?!" He sputtered angrily losing his fake English accent as I rolled on the ground laughing.

"Yes, a matter of fact, you do. You know, with your brown hair and tan skin..." I trail off while amusingly observing a red Huang who was currently swinging his fist in the air. That was until ET came back on and the image of Talon Huang smirking appeared on screen.

"Welcome back to Entertainment Today! We have news that the Asian hottie, I mean Talon Huang, and the amazing Saki Kiryuu are acting together? Could he be Saki's new guy? Now, the results of yesterday's voting question..." I smirked as she made the mistake of calling Huang the 'Asian Hottie'. Haha, that really makes sense... For that Asian part. Sorry, he's not my type. Wait a sec... Do I even have a type?

Suddenly a picture of a pie chart that was mostly green came up on screen. What the heck? "97% voted for 'Yeah, Saki and Talon are perfect for each other' and only 3% voted for 'No way! Only if they're the only ones left on Earth, than yeah.' for the question, "Would Talon and Saki look good together?"

And with that I immediately shut off the TV and growled in frustration. I had a habit of growling when I was annoyed. Sometimes Nico calls me 'Princess Mononoke'. That's the title of a really good anime movie about a girl named San who was raised by wolves. She looks like the type of person to growl, right? She meets a guy named Ashitaka and sort of falls for him I guess... She did say 'You mean so much to me, Ashitaka.' at the end. I could ask the Asian Jerk to translate it to English! No... Then he would know I like anime AKA Japan AKA Japanese food AKA Japanese people AKA bloody him.

"Thinking about something, Saki-chan?" Speak of the devil, it's bloody him. I noticed he finished his breakfast in exactly five minutes and five seconds. Slowpoke! It only takes me three minutes and eighteen seconds! I nod and grin.

"Yeah, like how you're such a slow poke." Hey, I'm telling the truth! Well, part of the truth...

"I am not slow! Why do I have to work with you? It'd be better if you were in love with me."

"Yeah, right! In your dreams, Huang!"

"Why do you call me, Huang? I'm Talon."

"Cause I want to, Huang. Got a problem with me?"

"Yes, I do."

I rolled my eyes and said, "Since you ate and tainted my plates with your dirty germs, you're washing the dishes." He sighed and stood up. You deserve it! I heard the sounds of scrubbing and washing and grunts. I've got to video this! It's not every day when you see a celebrity wash dishes. I grinned evilly as I got out my iPhone and started to record him washing dishes.

Whenever I thought he turned around, I pretended to randomly tap where the keyboard was supposed to be. I'll definitely post this on YouTube! Asian Jerk won't know what hit him!

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