|Bunnies Don't travel to China
Author: Don'tBelieveEverythingYouThink PM
A bunny travels to China to visit his family.Rated: Fiction K - English - Humor/Family - Words: 223 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 08-11-12 - Status: Complete - id: 3049577
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Bunnies Don't Travel to China
One day, a bunny was hopping to China to visit his bunny relatives. His mom, dad, sister, brother, grandma, grandpa, his 2 aunts, his 3 un- Okay, so pretty much his whole family, lived there. Even though he loved them a lot, Ronald the bunny moved to Texas to get away from them and never see their faces for a long time.
"Ughhh!" groaned Ronald. He has been hopping for a long time (for what, 7 weeks now?), and he was starving (Hey, you don't find carrots or lettuce growing on the sides of highways and he forgot to carry food). But he miserably trudged on because he knew he was going to be in a lot of trouble and possibly get a bad spanking if he didn't visit, hug, and kiss them.
But Ronald was exhausted, starving, dehydrated, and sweaty. Sweat was dripping from his forehead; he was constantly gasping for air, and was trying to ignore the grumbling in his stomach.
Suddenly, Ronald couldn't take it. His legs gave in, and he collapsed facedown on the ground, and died, of malnutrition and exhaustion.
"Nooooooo!" cried Ronald's family as they saw Ronald on the Dead Animal Channel on TV. "Now we have to return the expensive antique golden watch we got for him back to the store!"