Chapter 16: Make out, Fake-Out

"Spend life with who makes you happy

Not who you have to impress."

- Lovequotespic./tumblr.

TONI

"Toni! Come down here! You're girlfriend and her friend are here to see you!" his sister yelled from downstairs.

Toni stopped playing his chords and raised an eyebrow. "I have a girlfriend…?"

He set his guitar down by his bed and walked down stairs.

"Ciao~! Toni" Madeline yelled waving at him.

"Madeline? What are you doing here?" Toni asked. He cringed once he saw blue hair. "….Z-Zosia, ah what are you doing here?"

Zosia smiled at him. "Oh Maddy and I wanted to talk to your for a bit, it's really important."

Toni looked at his sister who kept on staring at Zosia. "Why don't we talk outside, in the front, I'll be out, just hold on for a minute"

Zosia and Madeline agreed and went outside.

"So, that's Charlotte, huh, very interesting. She so totally DOES NOT seem like your type Hermano, but it's your life so who am I to butt in."

Toni rolled his eyes. "That is not Charlotte, she would never dye her beautiful hair. That's Zosia, the new Polish girl at our school"

"OOOH~! So Hermano is going after the new and bizarre? What about the other one?"

"That is Madeline, she is Charlotte's sister."

Maria nodded, "OOOH~! She's Italian, huh? I can tell, she's ditzy. Is her sister like that as well?"

Toni shook his head. "Not even close"

Maria smirked, "I figured, well don't keep them waiting~"

Toni chuckled and opened the front door. He was taken by surprise once he felt someone grab his shoulders and put their lips against his.

Toni struggled and heard a CLICK and a flash of light.

"Perfect! Thank you Toni, see you tomorrow!" Zosia said wiping her mouth walking away.

Madeline followed her.

Toni stood there dazed. "What the heck just—HEY WAIT!" he ran after them He grabbed Zosia's arm.

"What … why did you kiss me?"

Zosia stopped walking and turned to look at him. Toni took a step back; she had on a sinister smile. "It's a secret Antonio, but don't fret my pet, you'll find out soon enough. Maddy, Charlotte is at the café right now right?" Zosia looked over at Madeline then at Toni, smirking.

"Yeah, she's working the shift right now with Gunther and Pierre."

"Hmm, well then let's go."

"Pożegnanie" she said walking away, with Madeline at her hip.

Toni watched as they walked down the street. He stood there dumfounded. He frowned and touched his lips, she had practically crashed her lips into his and it did not feel nice at all.

Toni rubbed his arm and went back inside.

"What was that all about?" Maria asked as he walked in. Toni shrugged, "sinceramente María, no sé"

Maria nodded her head. "I have a bad feeling of what went down between you two…"

"I know, did you see that look in her eyes?"

"Si! It looked like she was going to kill you or something. She's a psycho, this is why never trust anyone with an unnatural hair color… never!"

Toni rolled his eyes. "I'm going back to my room, I still need to practice."

"Whatever,"

He walked up to his room and continued to work on his chords. "There's something in the back in my head telling me something very … peculiar is going to happen."

He thought about it once more but completely shrugged it off.

Just as Toni was going to get back to the A, his phone started to ring, taking him out of his concentration.

He groaned and reached over to answer it.

"He—"
"TONITONITONITONITONI!" Matthew's frantic voice yelled over the speaker.

"What?! What happened—"

"TONITONITONITONITONITONITONI TONITONITONITONITONITONITONI TONITONITONITONITONI"

"WHAT?!"
"… hi"

Toni rolled his eyes and hanged up.

Soon his laptop made a telephone ring and he groaned. He opened it and soon Matthew and Pierre's faces appeared on screen.

"Dude why you hang up on me?" Matthew asked with a childish manner.

"Because I felt like it"

"You two are idiots…"

"Hush the bush Pepe, no one wants yo hear your face!"

Pierre glared at Matthew and pushed him off whatever they were sitting on.

"You punk"

"Anyways, we called to ask you about something … saucy …." Pierre said wiggling his eyebrows.

Toni raised an eyebrow, "Saucy…? Why are we talking about sauce?"

"That's what I said!"

Pierre face palmed. "Both of you, quiet. Saucy, Toni, you know, ze hot stuff …"

Ton raised an eyebrow. "Jalapeños?"

"…"

"Ah so it is about jalapeños, anyways I like eating them with nachos—"

"NO! You … agh, GOSSIP! It's gossip!"

"Gossip is a type of sauce?"

Pierre kicked Matthew. "Non! I swear …. Ah, even Soren wasn't as clueless as you two"

"So…" Toni trialed off. "What about gossip?"

"Ash! Zank you for reminding me. An interesting photo linked online and I just wanted to ask you if it was true"

Toni shrugged,. "… okay?"

"Here, I printed it out for you, oh you'll just love it"

"... Keep going"

Soon a piece of paper appeared on screen. Toni couldn't make out what is was yet since it was blurry.

"Hmm it looks like a boy and a girl sharing a very forced kiss… oh look at that she was … blue … dios mio…"

"Dios mio indeed!" Pierre said. "Why didn't you tell me about it? HUH! Are we not friends anymore Toni! WHY?! WHY DIDN'T YOU TELL PAPA PIERRE!"

"Maybe because Papa Pierre is a psychotic flamboyant person who wears a freakin' cape to school"

"You… SHUT UP!"

Toni's stomach growled. "Ahh, umm I'm very hungry, I'm going to go have some nachos bye~!"

"Wait!~ Toto don't leave me with this perv!"

"OI! WHY WHY WHY! PAPA PIERRE SHOULD KNOW ABOUT THE WOMEN IN HIS LITTLE SPANISH BABY'S LIFE~!"

Toni closed his laptop, ending the call.

He stomach growled again. "Sabía que algo raro iba a pasar, oh dios, ¿por qué yo?"

A/N: Si Toni, ¿por qué usted? VOIIII okay so like yeah… I want nachos. NACHOOOOOOSSS!

Nachos will someday rule this world, someday, someday… with Fred Fredburger by its side….

Hey Shawnee, I know you're reading this *wink* Love yah! (In a total non-sexual way, you pervert~!) :D

(But we all know Lindsay is the real perv, then there's Kat… who's somewhat pure…hmm, then me who's half pure, YAYY)

I also thought you should know I have done 100 pages of Want U back, amazing! Now it's 101 with Lottie's chapter!