Sit down and let me tell you a tale,
Of a wolf being chased and little girl who's sent to jail.
Now everyone may know the story of Little Red Riding Hood,
But in this one Little Red is not so good.
This story as you will hear is full of horror and dread,
For the wolf walks in and finds grandma with no head.
Now let our story begin here,
For this the true story that hasn't been told in years:
Once upon a midnight dreary, while I pondered weak and weary
Being curious at who's at the door,
Waiting for an answer, but heard nothing more.
Then the door began to open,
And I stood there just hoping.
That Big Red had not found me,
For I lost a poker game and I owed her some candy.
As the door began to open some more,
I turned around and ran for the back door.
Big Red ran in screaming and shouting,
That she had killed Grandma and was proudly announcing.
I grabbed the phone and dialed 9-1-1,
Yelling at the police to make sure they bring a gun.
In half an hour they would arrive.
They told me to stay hidden and stay alive.
Big Red began to tear my house apart,
I just couldn't believe that she had no heart.
As the police came thru,
She threw her hands up and didn't know what to do.
As they began to use the tasers,
She proclaimed she cut her Grandma's head off with a razor.
Now comes the ending of this tale,
For Big Red now serves a life sentence in jail.
And for the wolf you may wonder,
He is still afraid that she may comeback as the hunter.