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Thoughts From a Shed II
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Sequel to the original Thoughts From a Shed..."A good diary should be like a good husband - a constant companion, a source of inspiration and, ideally, bound in leather." Just an insight into my middle-class English life. Please review, because you know you love the English. After all, we invented Yorkshire puddings...COMPLETE!
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18th October

During Physics, I had to pop down to the Biology prep room to get some ice and I ended up having a chat with the lab technician about the rats the school uses for dissections. He was saying how they've only got two rats left, but they're no use because they've been at the bottom of the freezer for like, years and they have broken spines and mouldy fur or something. They were in their packages on a desk and they didn't look too pretty. He was saying how the school's waiting for their fresh batch of rats to clear customs because they come from the USA and apparently, the rats aren't being allowed through because the company which prepares the rats use some kind of 'special ingredient' preservative and they won't tell customs what it is.

Anyway, during Biology, the teacher surprised us all by playing a few Disney songs and songs from Seriously Cool Driving Music by Top Gear. We had 'Bear Necessities', 'Under the Sea' and lots more.

In Critical Thinking, we were having a discussion about our favourite movie stars and for the girls in the class, it was settled almost instantly that our favourite was Robert Downey Jr., because he's H-O-T on an unbelievable level. The boys were just like, "Meh, Megan Fox, I suppose." Then one guy just shrugged and said, "I'm not picky."

Twas quite funny.

Oh, and we got Smarties.

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