Verse 1

Your air of sophistication is as fake as you,

And your heart, and that "I'm too cool" attitude.

Your friend's just like you, man, I love her.

You got the cutest guy wrapped around your finger.

Pre-chorus

And you act like I'm an annoying nobody,

I've seen your scornful smile,

Like I got no sense of style,

Like I don't have a clue,

Like I'm inferior to you.

Chorus

Hey, perfect little princess,

Walking the red carpet in your fancy little dress.

Whatcha doing in a place full of nobody's like me?

We can touch you now, (gasp) whoa, you see.

You're such a fine actress,

Hey, perfect little princess.

Walking the red carpet in your fancy little dress.

Whatcha doing standing where I get into your face?

I'm an idiot, I won't move to give you space.

Good luck, bitch, on your race.

Hey, perfect little princess.

Verse 2

With your hair tied high in a stylish bun,

And expensive clothes that are latest in fashion,

You flex your arms when you talk.

It's like you own the place, the way you walk!

Pre-chorus

And you act like I'm an annoying nobody,

I've seen your scornful smile,

Like I got no sense of style,

Like I don't have a clue,

Like I'm inferior to you.

Chorus

Hey, perfect little princess,

Walking the red carpet in your fancy little dress.

Whatcha doing in a place full of nobody's like me?

We can touch you now, (gasp) whoa, you see.

You're such a fine actress,

Hey, perfect little princess.

Walking the red carpet in your fancy little dress.

Whatcha doing standing where I get into your face?

I'm an idiot, I won't move to give you space.

Good luck, bitch, on your race.

Hey, perfect little princess.

Bridge

You try to make me feel like I don't exist.

So if I don't exist, how am I bugging you again?

That accent, that know-it-all look on your face.

Gosh, only I know how you can be such a pain-

(Said in monotone:)

This curse has been censored as it is unsuitable for being heard by someone as perfect as you.

Yes, I'm mocking you, sue me.

Pre-chorus

And you act like I'm an annoying nobody,

I've seen your scornful smile,

Like I got no sense of style,

Like I don't have a clue,

Like I'm inferior to you.

Chorus

Hey, perfect little princess,

Walking the red carpet in your fancy little dress.

Whatcha doing in a place full of nobody's like me?

We can touch you now, (gasp) whoa, you see.

You're such a fine actress,

Hey, perfect little princess.

Walking the red carpet in your fancy little dress.

Whatcha doing standing where I get into your face?

I'm an idiot, I won't move to give you space.

Good luck, bitch, on your race.

Hey, perfect little princess.

Outro

Your air of sophistication is as fake as you,

And your heart, and that "I'm too cool" attitude.

And I can see right through it all.