Author: peculiar9432 PM
A tragic story of a business man who wanted to make a milkshake.Rated: Fiction K - English - Horror/Humor - Words: 228 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 4 - Published: 08-19-12 - Status: Complete - id: 3051630
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[So I was a bit bored and I wrote this as a joke. I don't write poems or know anything about them but I'm pretty sure this is quite shitty :D At least I had fun writing it. So this is the sad story of a slender business man who wanted to make a milkshake.]
Once there was a business man
who was quite slender.
He wanted to make a milkshake
but didn't own a blender.
So he left his home one morning
bought a blender from the store
and that blender's color matched
the nice black suit he wore.
But on the way back home
he got ran over by a road roller
so that's why he got flattened
and became so much taller
His blender broke on the street
And the man became really sad
he didn't have any more money
and he needed that milkshake bad
He tried to ask people
if they could borrow him a blender
but everyone just screamed and ran
when they saw that he was so slender
That slender man didn't understand
why nobody wanted to help
so he became bitter and angry
and he made everyone yelp
And the man's face was flat now
so he looked kinda scary
and his arms and legs were long now
so he became legendary.