[So I was a bit bored and I wrote this as a joke. I don't write poems or know anything about them but I'm pretty sure this is quite shitty :D At least I had fun writing it. So this is the sad story of a slender business man who wanted to make a milkshake.]

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Once there was a business man

who was quite slender.

He wanted to make a milkshake

but didn't own a blender.
.

So he left his home one morning

bought a blender from the store

and that blender's color matched

the nice black suit he wore.
.

But on the way back home

he got ran over by a road roller

so that's why he got flattened

and became so much taller
.

His blender broke on the street

And the man became really sad

he didn't have any more money

and he needed that milkshake bad
.

He tried to ask people

if they could borrow him a blender

but everyone just screamed and ran

when they saw that he was so slender
.

That slender man didn't understand

why nobody wanted to help

so he became bitter and angry

and he made everyone yelp
.

And the man's face was flat now

so he looked kinda scary

and his arms and legs were long now

so he became legendary.