John

At the Police Station…

Officer: Now, you are a suspect in this case.

John: What case?

Officer: The case of the missing Popsicle. Now, what's your name?

John: John.

Officer: What's your father's name?

John: John.

Officer: What are your siblings' names?

John: My brothers John, John, John, John, John, and my sister, John.

Officer: What are you wearing?

John: Long Johns.

Officer: When's your birthday?

John: The fifth of Johntober.

Officer: Where do you live?

John: John City, Johnbraska.

Officer: What's your favorite holiday?

John: Johnster. I can't wait for the Johnny Bunny to come this year.

Officer: What kind of car do you ride?

John: A Johns-Royce.

Officer: Can't you say anything but John?

John: Sure.

Officer: Good, let's start over. What's your name?

John: Jack.

Officer: What's your father's name?

John: Jack.

Officer: What's your favorite card game?

John: Blackjack.

Officer: What's your favorite fairy tale?

John: Jack and the Beanstalk.

Officer: What's your favorite food?

John: Flapjacks.

Officer: Can't you say anything but Jack.

John: Sure.

Officer: What?

John: John.

The officer runs out of the building screaming maniacally.