|Uptown: A Neverending Dialogue
Author: HerAzureEyes PM
Two very close and lively friends of mine, Jackson King and Lance Rose, always seem to put a smile on my face with their endless amounts of banter and bickering. I've finally decided to transcribe their conversations so that people can laugh as much as I do when I'm with them. Insanity ensues.Rated: Fiction T - English - Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 7,127 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 12-06-12 - Published: 09-11-12 - id: 3057640
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This is a dialogue between two very close and lively friends of mine. I decided to start transcribing them after I became fascinated with the fervor in which they talk about the smallest things in life. It may be critical. It may be random. But it always brings me a smile.
Here is what transpired this time…
The Dad Vengeance Quest
King: I wish I had a Dad Vengeance Quest when I was like…20.
Lance: (Laughs) What do you mean?
King: I don't know, I just feel like I've done nothing with my life.
Lance: And that relates to that…how?
King: Think about it: every time you watch an amazing show or play an amazing game, the story is usually along the lines of "This boy must go on a quest to avenge his father and uncover the mystery of his family" or something like that. It's always epic.
King: I've never done anything like that. Those guys are always focused, almost to a fault. They have a true sense of…purpose. I envy that.
Lance: What, are you just some aimless sap floating around in the world.
King: Well I'll tell you something: *takes a breath* Yes I am.
King: (Laughing) I mean, I have a general idea. I want to live in Japan, I want to write, etc. But I don't have a specific duty that I feel, at age 20 or 21, I should have.
Lance: You sound like you're going through a mid-life crisis.
King: I always felt like I'd die young so…yeah. (Laughs)
Lance: You're only 21, dude.
King: Still, don't you ever feel like the crap we do day in, day out is a little trivial?
Lance: Of course I do, but that doesn't have anything to do with going on a "Dad Vengeance Quest".
King: I just feel like I should be doing something more epic.
Lance: So you just want more excitement in your life! (Laughing) That doesn't mean you have to do something ridiculous, like having your father die to go on an adventure!
King: But to be fair, my dad's kind of a dick.
Lance: That's not the point! (Laughs)
King: I'm just saying dude. Aside from adventure, look at some of the most important people who had their dad killed.
Lance: (Interrupting) I don't think anyone successful has had their dad killed. They might have been killed, but…
King: (Ignoring Lance) Bruce Wayne. Dude. Batman had his dad killed. Look at him! He's a billionaire!
Lance: Again, he didn't have him killed. Also, both his parents were killed.
King: Dammit. Who'll do my laundry, then? There goes my adventure.
(Lance shakes his head)