Razor Goto

The Italian story

A guy walks into a cafe.

You, you, you and you (points) can stay everybody else out.

Everybody but Razor.

I sad out.

I heard you.

So, then get out!

Not in my street.

Then the guy tries to hit Razor but razor defends and then the fight started! After 5 minutes the police comes. They walk in and see a guy on the floor.

Hi's alive!- The officer shouts.

But wheres Razor. Hi's at the FBI bilding. FBI agent comes into the room.

So Raz. what now did you do?

He attacked a member of the Italian mafia, I was following him and when he got out I arrested him.

OK, nicely done officer...

Charlie.

They like everytime drive Razor to the Bridge in Los Angeles and let him go.

Taxi.

A cab stops.

So, what whore you doing on the bridge.

Long story.

3 days later

A group of men comes into Razors house.

We heard that you killed our guy.

Yes.

You need to gives us 1 milion dollars. Or you die in midnight.

Razor did what they wanted he got the 1 milion dollars.

Raz. you really want to give that money.

This is fake money. Theres a bomb in the bag. This will explode when i click this button.

Razor told to his partner about the fake money.

11:58 pm

Razor comes to the bridge. Then the black van comes.

Put the bag down and go 3 steps backwards!

OK.

150,200...920,950,1 milion. Boss, all of the money is here.

OK, bye Razor.

Then they started shooting from AK-47 and shotguns. After a minute the van goes away. And Razor is on the floor, dead. Right? NO!

6 am

What we got here a guy from the FBI is dead. Hi's shot from AK's and shotguns.

OK.

The man with the bag from the van, the BOSS, is the boss from this group of Italian mafia. The next day, a guy with that bag is meeting with the president. Razor on the other hand is now in need to stop the bomb from exploding...

1 am

Razor pressed the button and the bomb will explode in 8 hours. Razor has enterred the white house.

Sorry Razor but theres a meeting.

Get the pressident out theres a C4 in here.

Then the mafia from nowhere starts shooting, Razor goas behind the cauch. And shoots all of them.

- Razor, dont move or he dies!

- Let the president out!

- Never.

The chief of the mafia goas whit the president in the mirror room. Then Razor comes. The chief shoots into Razor but its not Razor its a mirror. Then Razor sees from where is he shooting and shoots him right in the head.

The police arives and goas in.

- Mr. Pressident is there a

- No.

Tommorow on the TV the pressident says:

-Yesterday a great man saved my life and the bomb team defused the C4 in the briefcase.

Then Razor walks on the streat.

THE END