|GuyGuy and the Masters of the Skull Castle Place
Author: Mr. Noklevername PM
A parody of He-Man, chronicling the battles of the hero Guy-Guy and the evil Skellitonn!Rated: Fiction T - English - Parody/Humor - Words: 708 - Published: 09-18-12 - id: 3059258
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*SCENE 1: TIME TO GET THE INTRODUCTION SCENE OVER WITH*
*A HOMO-SEXUAL LOOkING MAN was walking through a garden*
MAN: Wow. This would make an amazing toy set!
NARRATOR: Little does his enemies know, this rather gay man is... Prince Alan!
ALAN: I'm not gay!
NARRATOR: Then what's with the pink tights?
ALAN: It's just extremely comfy!
NARRATOR: Whatever, nancy-boy.
*Suddenly, a FLOATING MIDGET IN A ROBE APPEARS*
NARRATOR: Oh, hello Dorko!
ALAN: Wait wait wait. His name is Dorko?!
DORKO: Yeah. My parents loved plays on words and hated me. That's why I came over here FROM ANOTHER DIMENSION!
ALAN: We have alternate dimensions?!
DORKO: Yeah! Doesn't it blow your mind?!
ALAN: SO MANY ACTION FIGURE OPPORTUNITIES!
ALAN: Shut up, Dorko.
*SCENE 2: HOPEFULLY THIS ONE IS FUNNY*
*Meanwhile, at the evil sorcerer SKELLITONN'S TOWER...*
SKELLITONN: Good news, my minions!
*SKELLITON looks towards his minions, HAIR-MAN and BELEVOLYNN*
HAIR: What is it?
SKELLITONN: I've got a plan to destroy Guy-Guy once and for all!
BELEVOLYNN: And what is that?
SKELLITONN: You, Hair-Man, will steal Guy-Guy's sword,and give it to that floating midget, Dorko! He will then go insane with power, and destroy Guy-Guy! MWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
HAIR: That is brilliant! How did you think of it?
SKELLITONN: There was a marathon of Robot Chicken on yesterday. SETH GREEN IS AN EVIL GENIUS!
BELOEVOLYNN: I sense you are a fan-boy?
SKELLITONN: ... Shut up.
*SCENE 3: TIME FOR A FIGHT SCENE*
*Now, back to PRINCE ALAN, DORKO, and THE NARRATOR*
ALAN: You know, maybe you should leave now, Dorko.
ALAN: Because we've gone a whole scene without an obligatory fight sequence, so shit is about to get very real. I don't want you to be there.
DORKO: Because you don't want me to get hurt?
ALAN: No, because you suck.
NARRATOR: Suddenly, Skellitonn and his minions approached the garden.
ALAN: Told you. Now, quick, get Right-Arm to aid me!
DORKO: Who's 'Right-Arm'?
ALAN: He's a fellow hero. He has a very strong right arm. Yeah, in this dimension, names aren't very creative.
DORKO: Why is his right arm so strong?
ALAN: Have you seen the woman here?
*SKELLITONN AND HIS MINIONS walk up to GUY-GUY and DORKO*
SKELLITONN: Hello? We're here, too. Now where is Guy-Guy?
ALAN: Oh, crap. Everyone turn away for a second.
*All the EVIL PEOPLE turn around, because, hey, they're evil, but they're not dicks*
*PRINCE ALAN holds his sword, the SWORD OF KICK-ASS, up in the air. No, this is not a PENIS METAPHOR*
*SCENE 4: FOR REAL THIS TIME*
ALAN: BY THE POWER OF WHITE SKULL, I HAVE THE STEROIDS!
NARRATOR: With those words, humble Prince Alan, turned into Guy-Guy!
GUY-GUY: Shut up, or they will find out my secret!
DORKO: Isn't it obvious?
*GUY-GUY bitch slaps DORKO, then starts fighting THE EVIL PEOPLES*
SKELLITONN: Wow, someone is a little over-powered!
GUY-GUY: Yes. YES I AM!
*GUY-GUY proceeds to TOTALLY OWN the EVIL PEOPLE (and also DORKO, because he SUCKS)*
SKELLITONN: Damn you, you Filmation turd!
GUY-GUY: Dorko, the idiotic man is talking to you.
SKELLITONN: I'll be back!
GUY-GUY: Not if your action figure bombs!
*SKELLITONN and his EVIL MINIONS proceed to run away*
GUY-GUY: Hahahahaha, those silly, crappy characters!
*THE SCREEN turns BLACK*
*SCENE 5: THE OBLIGATORY LESSON*
*SCREEN fades in to GUY-GUY in a COMFY CHAIR in the middle of A LIBRARY, DORKO beside him*
GUY-GUY: Time for the obligatory lesson! Today's is: fighting is bad!
DORKO: But isn't fighting the whole point of the show?
GUY-GUY: Good point... Let me rephrase that: fighting is bad, except if you have steroids that come from lightning!
DORKO: But winners don't do drugs!
GUY-GUY: Do you really expect this show to be smart? Never mind that, I have a new lesson.
DORKO: What's that?
GUY-GUY: Buy our action figures!
*THE TWO laugh until THE SCREEN fades to black...*
RIGHT-ARM: Wait a minute! Why didn't I appear?!
DORKO: You exist?!
GUY-GUY: Of course he does!
DORKO: But, I thought he was just a crappy joke!
*RIGHT-ARM runs off crying*
GUY-GUY: Nice job, Dorko.
*GUY-GUY leaves to calm down RIGHT-ARM*
DORKO: I'm gonna be a butt monkey, aren't I?
TV TROPES: Yeah.