Hello. I just felt like typing, so here is a story as I watch a movie.

Now every once and a while you just feel like punching something. Am I right? Everyone feels the need to punch something, but some people can't hold onto the urge and wait for a good time. Ian Black is one of those people. He was currently meeting the governor for whatever reason when he got the unmistakable urge to punch something. So he complied, and punched the nearest thing to him. Sadly for him, that happened to be the governor. Obviously, he ended up with a pretty hefty fine.

Another one of those types of people is Luke. Unlike Ian, Luke was constantly punching stuff just for the heck of it. He was in 9th grade and was currently in a field trip visiting the diamond mountain.

(No it is not real). They were standing right in front of it and Luke… well, he punched it. Instead of Luke the brainless moron his name was now Luke the brainless moron with a broken hand. Poor, poor Luke.

Now here we are in the doctor's office, and Luke is about to meet the doctor. "Hello Luke. Now let's see what we can do about your hand. It is broken pretty badly. What did you do to it anyways?" Said Doctor I'm not important enough to have a real name. "Well umm… I punched the diamond mountain…" The doctor couldn't stop laughing. "Wow you truly are an idiot. If people like you can survive in the world, than that means I can survive as a hobo. So long suckas!" With that The Doctor quit and went to pursue his lifelong dream of being a hobo.

Now I shall send you off and out of this story with the meow mix theme song! Meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow!