|Polly's Pearls of Wisdom
Author: DC Noizchild PM
Just some witty little pearls of observation from the point of view from TZA staff member, Patrica Stalin.Rated: Fiction T - English - Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 2,560 - Updated: 06-17-13 - Published: 09-21-12 - id: 3059902
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Things I Look Forward To/I Don't
I look forward to a nice hot shower.
I don't look forward to getting onto the shower and the hot water's gone.
I look forward (to an extent) to going to work.
I don't look forward to the stupid people at my job.
I look forward to coming home to my husband at the end of the day.
I don't look forward to my husband writing his porn when I get home.
I look forward to snow falling outside.
I don't look forward to shoveling snow off my car.
I look forward to a white chocolate raspberry latte with whipped cream on top.
I don't look forward to waiting in a long line to get it.
I look forward to good music on the radio.
I don't look forward to some of the crap that passes itself off as "music."
I look forward to watching a good movie or reading a good book.
I don't look forward to some big-mouth telling me how it ends before I read or watch it.
I look forward to going out to the mall.
I don't look forward to the obnoxious little kids and teeny-boppers that roam the mall.
I look forward to seeing old friends again.
I don't look forward to hearing lame excuses from them of why they couldn't come and see me.