Chapter two- The Pen

PIE! Wait, we've already established I like that right? Sowwy...

Ahh. My twelfth birthday. The day I got my first death threat of many... And the most ultimate pen ever! Amy would like to note it can write in purple!

Andy walked over to where I was sitting with my presents.

"Seriously Amy? You got him a Pen?"

"It's not an ordinary Pen!"

"Really?" Andy said sarcastically.

"Yeah! It can write in purple!" Amy really has her priorities straight.

"Impressive, I win." (Andy and Amy had a bet going on about who would get me the epicalest present.)

"Wait, it's shaking! Oh wait, that's just me."

"No, dude, it's shaking!"

*Taps Andy with pen*

"OOOH GOLD! Turn him back I want to collect my 20 bucks."

"Guys I'm not frozen."

"Aww to bad."

"Amy put down my wallet."

Amy doesn't and Andy reaches for it and BAM golden fireballs shoot from his hands. Oh and then he lost all his money for golden ashes.

"AW COME ON! REALLY?"

"Jake can you tap him and make him human again?"

"Sure!"

"NOOOOOO!" Andy screamed, but it was too late.

"Darn." He said scowling.

"Hold on tap me!" Amy said.

"Fine." Jake sighed.

"HAHA! Whose a cute little squirrel?"

*Attacks Andy's Face*

"I TAKE IT BACK! I TAKE IT BACK! UNCLE!"

Back in human form...

"20 bucks." Amy said firmly.

"How about acorns?" Andy teases.

*Glares*

"Fine, 20 bucks, later, when I have it."

"Jake! Doorbell for you!" My mom yelled.

"YAY!"

"Are you Jacob?" A strange man said.

"Sure." I said shrugging although no one had called me Jacob sense second grade.

"You are going to die." Then the stranger walked off.

"HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO ME TOO!" I yelled at the stranger.

"His name is George." Amy said quietly.

"How do you know that?" Andy asked suspicously.

"Duh I stole his wallet."

"What else did you do?" I asked. Amy sighed and handed me back my bracelet.

"Thank you. You know you shouldn't do that."

"Whatever, I got my twenty bucks."

"Klepto." Andy mumbled.

"Give me back my money."

"Chillax it's George's."

DING DONG!

"Oh darn it's George again." I then answer the door.

"Come on in George!"

"Okay! Wait, how did you know my name?" he asks.

"UUUUUUUUUUHHHHH... UUUUUUUUUUUHHHHH... UUUUUUUUUUUUUUHHHHH... I don't know. Goodbye George, SLAM!"

"OOWW my-ay, fa-ace-ee..."

"LOCK THE DOOR! RUN! PIE! WHICH BTW WAY WE HAVE IN THE KITCHEN! RUN FOR YOU PIE! RUN!"

"Okay Andy, quit spazzing, we know you love pie."

"Oh and I like-"

"Oh no." Amy said groaning and rolling her eyes."

Andy continues oblivious.

"I like chicken, nugget, biscuit, nugget in a biscuit."

"JELLO MODE!" I scream tapping him.

"NULLIT LILLHET. AU LURN!" (Translation: Nugget, Biscuit, AW DARN!)

"Get the sporks!" Amy says gleefully.

"No! I'll change him back as long as he stops singing."

"I'm game with that," Amy says grinning evilly, "but first let's have some pie!"

24 hours (or minutes) later...

"Now you change me back!" Andy grumped.

This one was REALLY fun to write. We actually did eat some of Andy... What? It had marsmallows!