Hi there! This is a fun story made by none other than Mistrelia of the Ice and Biersackland. We are currently in the process of writing many great fics but we couldn't resist posting this little gem

Disclaimer: We do not own BVB….but would do so many things if we did :D

"Okay class, we'll be reading about the tale of Orpheus and Eurydice. I want everyone to open to page-"

*Tap tap tap*

A lovely young woman turned her head to see a very enthusiastic smiling girl jumping up and down outside her classroom door. Clearing her throat she continued, "O-open to page 147 and continue where we-"

*TAP TAP TAP*

"Um, Miss Mason, someone's at the do-"

"She can wait, Miss Price," the woman said irritably. She restated, "Open to page 147 and continue where Orpheus descends to the Underworld-"

*KNOCK KNOCK KNOCK*

"WHAT?!" The woman yelled.

A sleeping student in the back of the room suddenly snapped up, "I'm sorry!"

"….I'll deal with you later. Class, continue reading to yourselves while I take care of…something," she said while hurrying to the door, her long mahogany hair flowing behind her slim yet curvy frame. She pulled open the door and slammed it behind her, "What did I tell you about coming to my place of work?"

A pretty young woman bobbed up and down on the balls of her tiny feet, "But Ash, you said I could visit during lunch!"

Ash rubbed her temples, "It's nine in the morning. I cannot deal with you this early. At least without another cup of coffee and some pop tarts." *1

Arya giggled and pulled a silver package from her purse "Got it at the vending machine! What an odd thing to sell in one of those, yet they don't have gum."

Ash ripped open the package and took a bite, "What do you want?"

Arya smiled brightly and Ash briefly wondered if it was mentally healthy to be so happy this early, "I Won!"

"Won what?" she said through a mouthful of pop tart.

Arya wrinkled her nose, "It's not polite to talk with your mouth full."

Ash gave her a dark look, "Tell me in five seconds or I will call security again." *2

Arya whipped out two pieces of paper, "I finally won that morning radio game and we got two free passes to Six Flags! We should go this weekend and then goof off the rest of our vacation in Chicago!"

Ash sighed, "I have that PTA meeting this weekend."

Suddenly static roared through the speakers and a collective groan was heard through the school as the sharp noises traveled through the air, "Ah, um, ahem. Attention staff members. The PTA meeting will be moved to next Thursday. One of the microwaves caught fire in the teacher's lounge. This would not have been a problem except as you noticed the alarms did not set off, so for your safety they will be replaced this weekend. Enjoy your days off."*3

"This school is going to shit," Ash muttered.

Arya giggled, "But if not for the shitty funding you wouldn't have an early start to your vacation to go to Six Flags with your best friend!"

Ash sighed, "Oh, yippee. A day full of screaming bratty kids, long lines in the burning sun and you full of sugar. What could be better? Being ravaged by rabid raccoons in my lower intestines, maybe?"

Arya puffed her cheeks, "Well, at least I'm trying to get us something interesting happening! The only interesting thing going on in your life is that schitzo coffee cashier whose lesbian personality flirts with you every day."

"Hey, I have exciting times and Tammy is just being friendly!"

Arya rolled her eyes, "All I'm saying is maybe a friendly rut with one of the single dads on the Ferris wheel might cheer you up?"

"What is wrong with you?" *4

Arya sighed, "Just gather some cash for food and souvenirs, pack a bag with some lacy unmentionables, and get your sexy ass into the truck since these passes are good for two days. I already have us booked at the Hampton."

Ash ran her fingers through her hair, "You'd better have two days of aspirin."

Arya hugged her, "YAY! I'll go to the pharmacy right now!"

Ash watched her run down the hall when suddenly the bell rang, "Oh, damn. Only she can turn a few seconds into 20 minutes."

Well, that was chappy 1. Aeris was laughing next to me this whole time and also providing me with great responses to my exasperated character.

*1) Coffee and Pop tarts. I enjoy waking Aeris at ungodly hours with a bright and cheery smile that just pisses her off in a scary yet amusing way. The only way to do this without her killing me is by exchanging afore mentioned products for my life.

*2) My lovely Aeris does wish for the teaching profession in her future, (though I support her, I would never voluntarily step foot in another one of those God awful places unless to bug her) and we saw this situation happening exactly as we wrote it in real life…the only difference is it would happen many times and she would never call security on me….right? As for the 'again' we may explain the story in another chapter…maybe.

*3) Ah, the alarms. The high school near where we live is falling apart so badly that during kindergarten graduation a light snapped from the ceiling and almost landed on a kid. He was pushed away by a cheerleader who was hit by said light. We could see this happening as well.

*4) She actually said this sentence in response to the last one. My response to her: You should know by now *happy face*