The Yorkie Macbeths: Part Three

...(Continuing from the Part Two)

Macbeth: (Confused and relieved) You what?

Lady Macbeth: (Starting to become slightly distressed again) I'm in me nightie.

Macbeth: (Blinks several times) Yes, dear. Yer in your nightie, and yer in bed. Because it's night-time. And you need sleep. Okay, love?

Lady Macbeth: I'm in me nightie!

Macbeth: SO?

Lady Macbeth: I went to the door in me nightie! This bloke saw me in me nightie! I'm not even wearnin' a bra!

Macbeth: Calm down love, it were only the delivery man.

Lady Macbeth: 'E saw me in me nightie! An' the Doctor! 'Oo else 'as seen me? No-one else 'as seen me, 'ave they?

Macbeth: No-one but the servants and the Doctor and Waiting Gentlewoman, if you don't count me.

Lady Macbeth: Eeeeeee!

Macbeth: They see you every day!

Lady Macbeth: (High-pitched, eyes wide, very distressed) Eeeeeeeeeeeee!

Macbeth: For God's sake-

Lady Macbeth: (Even more distressed) Eeeeeeeeeeeeee!

There is a knock at the door and a servant puts her head round the door.

Servant: Excuse me, ma'am-

Lady Macbeth: GO AWAY! I'M IN ME NIGHTIE!

Servant: (Rather offended) Well!

Exit servant.

Beat.

Macbeth: You get rid of that spot yet?

Cut to outside the castle.

Lady Macbeth: EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE EEEEEEEEEEEEE!

END.