|The Yorkie Macbeths
Author: TheUpsideDownCake11 PM
"Eee, Macbeth! 'Ave a bloody great spot on me 'and." It's The Scottish Play, only set in Yorkshire. Featuring blood stains, Yorkshire accents, and a delivery man.Rated: Fiction T - Spanish - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,190 - Published: 09-24-12 - Status: Complete - id: 3060694
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The Yorkie Macbeths: Part Three
...(Continuing from the Part Two)
Macbeth: (Confused and relieved) You what?
Lady Macbeth: (Starting to become slightly distressed again) I'm in me nightie.
Macbeth: (Blinks several times) Yes, dear. Yer in your nightie, and yer in bed. Because it's night-time. And you need sleep. Okay, love?
Lady Macbeth: I'm in me nightie!
Lady Macbeth: I went to the door in me nightie! This bloke saw me in me nightie! I'm not even wearnin' a bra!
Macbeth: Calm down love, it were only the delivery man.
Lady Macbeth: 'E saw me in me nightie! An' the Doctor! 'Oo else 'as seen me? No-one else 'as seen me, 'ave they?
Macbeth: No-one but the servants and the Doctor and Waiting Gentlewoman, if you don't count me.
Lady Macbeth: Eeeeeee!
Macbeth: They see you every day!
Lady Macbeth: (High-pitched, eyes wide, very distressed) Eeeeeeeeeeeee!
Macbeth: For God's sake-
Lady Macbeth: (Even more distressed) Eeeeeeeeeeeeee!
There is a knock at the door and a servant puts her head round the door.
Servant: Excuse me, ma'am-
Lady Macbeth: GO AWAY! I'M IN ME NIGHTIE!
Servant: (Rather offended) Well!
Macbeth: You get rid of that spot yet?
Cut to outside the castle.
Lady Macbeth: EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE EEEEEEEEEEEEE!