You know what's the most frustrating part of being a zombie? Prejudices related to us. Everyone assumes we are evil. I mean, just because we eat organs, we are automatically evil?

Well, that's a bad example. I mean, random people you don't even know, screaming at you while you're trying to eat your meal, going all like "Stop eating my kidneys, you bastard!" Get's annoying.

Be polite while I eat you, signed Joe the Zombie.