Author: Mr. Noklevername PM
My name is Joe. I am a zombie. And this is my diary. As the name implies.Rated: Fiction T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 3 - Words: 419 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 10-26-12 - Published: 09-30-12 - id: 3062233
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You know what's the most frustrating part of being a zombie? Prejudices related to us. Everyone assumes we are evil. I mean, just because we eat organs, we are automatically evil?
Well, that's a bad example. I mean, random people you don't even know, screaming at you while you're trying to eat your meal, going all like "Stop eating my kidneys, you bastard!" Get's annoying.
Be polite while I eat you, signed Joe the Zombie.