This was really random. I have absolutely no idea why I wrote this. I have never attempted humour so this is a first. Pardon me if it's not funny as I don't really have a good sense of humour, so my friends say :) Hope you like it

The mischievous green alien

Up, Down and Round it goes

Playful monkey from outer space

Why the yucky greenish goo?

Left, Right and Round again

Tarzan the mighty man

All drenched in slime?

Look at me swing!

Whee Whee Whee!

Wanna join me?

Up, Down, Round

Left, Right, Round

Back, Front, Round

Whee!

Watch me swing!

Here, grab one too!

My baby brother's nose hair?

I think I'll pass.