|Everyday Boring Life
Author: AceThompson17 PM
Random day with Jaypee Kaplan and company. Randomly updated whenever I have a random idea. On extremely long hiatus. Will be back soon.Rated: Fiction M - English - Parody - Chapters: 49 - Words: 19,011 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 05-07-13 - Published: 10-01-12 - id: 3062478
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Due to their busy lives, Rita and Athena forgot to check their message from their only fan, Resoleon. And sure enough, tonight, there's one.
"Oh god... I hate my classmates. They're bunch of jerks.", moaned Rita while reading the review.
"Sucks to be you, missy.", replied Athena while doing the same.
"Yeah, whatever.", she replied back, "Anyway, I'll answer first."
"Rita, aren't you happy for Jaypee? :D"
"I'm happy as hell.", she smirked.
Athena smiled and read the next one, "Athena, do an impression of Tager...A MOCK ONE! XD"
She cleared her throat and spoke in a horrible imitation voice of Tager, "Kokone, I manage to find your red lingerie under my bed.", and laughed her ass off.
Rita laughed as well, "Oh my god! Where the hell did that come from?"
She replied with glee, "Jaypee when he's on her pervert mode."
Rita nodded while grinning and went next, "Rita, which is worse...Friday or Baby? X("
"Definitely Friday. It broke my ears. I hate to admit it but JB has more talent that RB... but RB's better."
Athena grinned and read the next one, "Athena, how did you like co-casting the intro to my Dolls Fanfiction?"
"I love it very much! I really enjoyed it! I hope I can co-casting with you again soon!"
Rita shook her head, her grin never fade, and read next, "Rita, why does wearing black make everyone look sexy?"
"Because Black is for everyone."
Athena went next, "Athena, why do my fingers get cold whenever I play Starcraft?"
"I think you tap the keyboard too hard."
Rita shrugged and read the next one, "Rita, doesn't Red and Blue make purple? My friend thinks it makes indigo somehow... -_-"
She facepalmed, "I think your friends are dumb. I mean who the hell invented that crap, anyway?"
Athena nodded in agreement and went next, "Athena, does Rita know that you raided her wardrobe?"
She shooked her head vigorously and spoke, "Nonononono! I never do that!"
Rita shrugged and went on, "Rita, does Athena know that you stole all her pocky sticks?"
"No, I never stole her pocky stick. You asked the wrong person."
Athena nodded and read next, "Athena, how many questions did I ask so far?"
She counted the questions and answered, "Forty."
Rita went next, "So guys...what is it about orange that makes it one of the most unused colors?"
"I think because of how dull the color is."
Athena read the next one, "Why do most people hate on pink? :("
"I bet most of them are guys, and the answer is because of how girly the color is. I love pink!"
Rita rolled her eyes and continued reading, "Should you ever let your parents know that you read Yaoi or Yuri? XD"
"You should keep it a secret."
Athena went on, "Athena, I give you the name of three guys and you have to tell me which one you would kiss, be a slave to, and marry. Ragna, Hazama, and Jin."
"I would kiss Jin because his handsome, be a slave to Hazama because he's evilly awesome, and marry Ragna because he's my hero."
Rita read the next one, "Rita, which one do you want to kill the most? Hakumen, Platinum, or Tager?"
"I will kill Platinum the most. She's not really my type."
Athena went next, "Why can't people let a random person be his or herself? -_-"
"Because they don't know what fun is."
Rita went on, "WHY DO SOME PEOPLE CONSIDER BEING TOTAL D-BAGS FUN!? O_O"
"Because they ARE douche bags."
Athena read the next one, "Hey Athena and Rita, I added this story to my favorite's list! How do you like that? :)"
Athena squealed, "OH MY GOSH! THANK YOU VERY MUCH!"
Rita sighed and read on, "*singing* AND IIIIIIIIII-HOLY CRAP-WILL ALWAYS LOOOVE YOU-I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU DID THIS TO ME GODDAMN IT! HOW COULD YOU DO THIS TO ME!? T_T *Stops singing* How was that parody by me?"
"What the hell? Well, this random parody is good, nice one."
Athena read the last one, "With my personality, could a harem start with me?"
"Well, we don't know. I'm sorry."
Rita sighed, "Finally, we updated."
She nodded in agreement, "Yeah. We have loads of questions to ask each other anyway, so stay tuned."