
This poem is the product of insanity and procrastination squared to the power of ELENTY MILLION AND NEGATIVE FIVE POINT THREE REPEATING.
Rated: Fiction K - English - Parody/Humor - Words: 191 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 10-10-12 - Status: Complete - id: 3064616
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Like a simile
On another line
(in between these parenthesis)
Another stanza
With sentence fragments
Lacking end punctuation
it's not capitalized
That's a metaphor*
In sets of three
I parody
That's just how I do HOW WE DOOOOOOOOOO THAT'S JUST HOW WE DO
Between the lines
There's naught to readBecause I forgot to hit the enter key
w i t spa cing
It self demonstrates
[sic] the dogs on the reader
Who needs spelcheck anymore?
Look, I use commas and question marks BUT NO PERIODS
and I pronounce "finally"
"Fin-aay"
Because those els are really capital eyes in disguise
And sometimes I break lines in
The middle of sentences because POETRY
These are
t
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a
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d r
o
p
s
because i'm just sooooo angsty
(oh look, I can't use spacing and indentation to create a particular effect; my angst will never show through now!)
And if you study this poem
Really REALLY hard with
Fancy honors english techniques
You'll find the hidden theme
And I'll give you a cyanide-free cookie, pinkie swear
*or some other poetic junk
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