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Council Meeting for Action Taken Regarding Rosethorn's Book
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Being a teenage super-hero can make you paranoid. Of course, just because you're paranoid, doesn't mean someone hasn't purposely stolen your book just to tick you off. {{Astramica}}
Rated: Fiction K+ - English - Humor - Words: 573 - Favs: 1 - Published: 10-12-12 - Status: Complete - id: 3065137
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Council Meeting for the Action Taken Regarding Rosethorn's Book

Hiya. Becka (for now) here. Script format this time, just for something new.

Vaguely relates to 'Rosie's Book'.


Shadowbolt: Hey guys, I called this meeting because, well, Rosethorn's scary when her book has disappeared.

Opal: She's also scary if you get it wet…*shivers slightly*

Rosethorn: Hey! I know one of you stole it, so give it back!

Rosethorn glares at Lyrebird.

Lyrebird: I didn't do anything! I swear!

Rosethorn (glares): Hmph.

Rook: This is pointless. Did you look everywhere?

Rosethorn: Of course I looked! When I woke up this morning it was just gone!

Opal: Why do you think one of us would take it? We all know how crazy you are about your books.

Kurai: And considering who's talking…

Opal: Exactly! Hey, wait…! Are you calling me…never mind.

Lyrebird: Hold on, has anyone seen Genius?

Genius enters.

Genius: Sorry I'm late, one of my experiments exploded.

Shadowbolt (sighing): Should we set off the fire alarm again?

Genius: No, it only burned for a little while. It's fine.

Shadowbolt (whispering to Opal): Be ready, just in case…

Rook (incredulous): Rosethorn, are you taking notes?

Rosethorn: Yes! Until whoever it is confesses, every word might be a clue as to who stole me book!

Everyone but Rosethorn exchange looks.

Kurai: Uh…and why exactly would we steal it again?

Rosethorn: Lyrebird was reading it before! He grabbed it off me!

Lyrebird: That doesn't mean I stole it! I just wanted to know what it was…

Shadowbolt: Look Rosethorn, what exactly do you want to do about the disappearance?

Rosethorn: I WANT MY BOOK BACK!

Everyone but Rosethorn sighs.

Opal: See, this is exactly why we wouldn't steal it Rosie.

Rosethorn: One, don't call me Rosie. Two, GIVE IT BACK! I KNOW YOU STOLE ME BOOK OPAL!

Opal (shocked): What?! ME? Why would I steal your book? I don't read that science-y junk!

Rosethorn: Don't call it junk!

Opal: Whatever, I still don't read it! I'm more into superhero stuff.

Kurai: Isn't that redundant…?

Opal: I think of it like contemporary stories.

Shadowbolt: Okay, okay-! Back to the matter at hand! Who stole it?

Genius: Who would steal it?

Rook: Five bucks it's under her bed.

Opal (sarcasm): No way. I'll bet the Sinister Seven snuck in, getting past all our sophisticated technology, and not only didn't attack us or take any blueprints but instead took what Rosie reads for kicks.

Rosethorn: Really? Of course! For once you're right! That makes perfect sense…I'll go get my book!

Rosethorn runs out.

Shadowbolt: Anyone gonna tell her that Opal was being sarcastic?

Kurai: No.

Lyrebird: Personally, I'd rather her fight the Sinister Seven then us.

Shadowbolt (nods solemnly): I like that idea. Let's go see if it's under her bed.


Two hours later.

Rosethorn enters.

Rosethorn: Oceanic Opal! You were right, the Sinister Seven did have my book! But they're all in jail now… and the police said something about them needing therapy. But I don't care cause I found my book guys! Guys…? Where are you?

The others enter, each looking dishevelled. Lyrebird is shaking.

Shadowbolt: What do you keep under your bed?

Lyrebird: So…scary…!

End Scene.


Honestly? I have no idea either. But, review anyway!

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