Turnabout Insanity:
Can I Haz Turnabout?

Chapter 1 ~ A Prologue

Location: Second Strife Omega Server 5.

Time:?:? : ?/?/?

Map: Kemos_trade_plaza_alpha

It seemed to be an ordinary day on Kemo's trade plaza, people were trading, streetfights were brewing, and a mic-spamming six year old boy was getting trolled.

Like many other days, a lot of new players visited so they could find out how the trading system works. Some newbs were fooling around and others were vlogging.

However, today a lurker was among them who didn't participate, but merely stayed back, walking around the map. Every time he was out of sight he would change his avatar and name. This went on for a few minutes.

Something caught the corner of his eye, a level 99 cheeseburger (level 20 edible item) was left on a table.

"How glorious!" the lurker exclaimed, while changing his avatar to a muffin with a stick figure's limbs, "Taking advantage of noobish traders for the Win!"

But just as he was grabbing it, Neku, the admin appeared behind him, turning off the safety of his pistol.

Neku wore a sadistic grin, "I take it you're hungry new guy, how about some lead!?"

He fired off a few shots, and the muffin went down. "B y the time you respawn, I'll already have you banned."

Neku let out a chuckle, "That'll show you to steal from hardworking- AGH!"

A human-like avatar had materialized right behind Neku, and stabbed him in the back with a switchblade wand.

As the assassin grabbed the cheeseburger, Neku made sure to take a screenshot of his killcam. The one who murdered him appeared as an ordinary human. His clothes were a blue shirt and tan pants, he also had Genius Glasses equipped.

His name? It was Nairb [of KKo]