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The Ever-So-Awesome Diary of Penut
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Peter is a boy with mental problem who calls himself 'Penut'. This is a tragic story written in a comedy way about the life of a boy who lost his father in a tragic way and his mother always taking out her anger on him. This is a story about, perhaps, hope.
Rated: Fiction T - English - Humor/Tragedy - Chapters: 5 - Words: 754 - Reviews: 6 - Updated: 11-21-12 - Published: 10-17-12 - id: 3066278
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Dear Diary

I had a horrible day today.

Someone ate my pencil. It was my only pencil. And it was pink!

And I said, "Timmy O Jingles! HOW COULD YOU?!" And I was punched. In the face. With a table.

It didn't really hurt. I was used to it. But the table was broken and I had to pay for it. Aww man.

And I said to the principle, "Timmy O Jingles! IT WASN'T MY FAULT!" And I was expelled.

It started raining and I got drenched. Then I realized it was acid rain and my eyes were burnt

And I shouted, "Timmy O Jingles! WHY?!" And a random passer by slapped me.

And that's when I realized that " Timmy O Jingles" means you're fat in gibberish. Yes. And I never said it again.

Well, it's late now, before someone finds my diary. I'm gonna hide it within the bushes. Bye!

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