"*darth dolan

*luke goobywalker

gooby i iz ur fathr

no fak u dolan

gooby pls"

Good Lord was I raging. I was raging big time.

"*Goofywalker *I *am *your *father *fuck *you *goofy *please"

As a Grammar Nazi, I pledge to keep the internet safe from illiterate bastards, and these Dolan comics aren't helping.

You know, I receive hate-mail and comment replies, telling me to "fuq of," so I kinda have to reply

"*Fuck *off. Seriously. Grammar. Use it."

And yet these illiterate bastards still reply

"scroo yu bich"

"*screw *you *bitch"

"stahp fakin curectin me"

"*stop *fucking *correcting"

But still, these damn people can't write, so I have to chuck dictionaries at their faces, and still they don't learn.

But I'm still not willing to coexist with these idiots on the internet.

Someone has to do something

And you know what?

I feel like the only one who does this.

But there's a page on Facebook called "People Against Illiterate Pages"

Half of those bastards are probably just liking that page because "oo if i do dis, den i gunna luk smart."

Bullshit.

That's a great big load of bullshit.

Fuck the internet.