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Bob the Zombie
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This is my journal. I am a vegan zombie named Bob. I live with Humans and I have learned to tolerate them, but sometimes I wan't to express my feelings about it all. So this is how I do it. I have a FB page. Just go to This account
Rated: Fiction T - English - Horror/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 570 - Reviews: 8 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 01-11-13 - Published: 11-01-12 - id: 3070633
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My Caretaker has a very annoying brother. He is a embarrassment to the family. He constantly acts like a retard.

I have been very tempted to kill him in his sleep, but I restrain myself. I wish I had other Zombie friends that I could be with. Instead I am stuck here with this moron. Plus her younger sister has these chickens. She calls them her pets, and I have to live with them -_- I can't tell you how many times I've thought about sacrificing them to the God's. They would be mad at me but at least I would get my own room.

I need to move out...

- Bob the Zombie

November 2nd, 2012

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