Author: TheKamiWolf PM
When Fritzicus eats the Elf Gold, and Daren steals and wears girl's swimsuits, and teens are loud and noisy, what do Aisling and Kami do? Discuss flavor beads, of course! Now tell me, Mango or Orange? A light read. May be updated with add-on edits.Rated: Fiction K+ - English - Humor/Fantasy - Words: 471 - Published: 11-04-12 - Status: Complete - id: 3071618
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AISLING and KAMI sit in a Yogurt Palace, a dessert restaurant, eating from colorful paper cups.
KAMI: This is really good. Hey, can you tell me what this junk is though? The cashier lady said they were "flavor beads" but I'm not sure what the heck that means.
AISLING: Yeah they taste kind of like mango but it might be orange you know?
PARTY OF TEENAGERS enters and sits on opposite table being loud and talking.
AISLING: Ugggghh… I hate teens. What is with them, anyway? I'm just trying to enjoy my ice cream with the Elf Gold that I earned. Is that too much to ask?
KAMI: Yes, it is when we're in freaking debt with the water sprites. You know how much interest they charge? I was a day late and they shot an Aqua Spurt at my face! Not to mention the flipping Death Robot we have to call in to kill the amnesia nymphs. I don't even remember how they got there!
AISLING: That's because all the amnesia sweeps you got when you try to take them out with a golf club! I said leave it to the Death Robot, you said "No, I can handle it!" and here we are now…
KAMI: I don't remember that happening at all…
AISLING: MMMHMM! Ugh…
KAMI: Well you're being dramatic…
An awkward silence passes.
AISLING: Where… Where is the Elf Gold, by the way?
KAMI: I gave to you.
AISLING: And I gave it back to you!
KAMI: Look, I don't hav-
AISLING: YOU LOST THE ELF GOLD?!
KAMI: No! I just… lent it… To Fritzicus.
AISLING: Fritz is a Snarf.
AISLING: Snarfs eat things.
AISLING: YOU GAVE OUR LIFE SAVINGS TO AN ANIMAL THAT WILL EAT EVERYTHING IT TOUCHES?!
KAMI: Okay, now that's being a bit racist…
AISLING: WELL I'M P. ! SERIOUSLY, WHAT'S WITH YOU AND GIVING ESSENTIAL ITEMS TO PEOPLE I HATE?!
KAMI: Well at least I'm not Daren!
AISLING falters. Then she snorts, and smirks.
AISLING: Daren? The guy that stole your swimsuit and wore it too the Unicorn Realm ball?
KAMI: Yes. At least I'm not him.
AISLING full-blown laughs now, throwing her head back while Yogurt Palace begins to stare. KAMI scowls.
KAMI: Seriously, Daren should learn to wear MALE swimsuits or at least buy his own… I burned that thing…
AISLING: Totally, I think I went blind in my left eye… Oh, look. The teens are quiet.
KAMI and AISLING both look onto the table next to them, and indeed, the teenagers are gawking at them.
KAMI & AISLING: Annndddd…. Cut.
The two girls completely lose their expressions and go back to eating their yogurt. AISLING points to something in her cup.
AISLING: You know what… I think they are mango.
KAMI: Yeah, they're mango.