Thank you to S.L. for reviewing. Glad you enjoyed it! Here is the second chap!

I'm only doing the Death of Eury-whats-her-face myth for Orpheus.

~L

So, once upon a time, there was a musical bastard, who was so talented, lalalalala, you get the point.

One day, his wife was out taking a walk, you know, strolling around, when this like satryr, who like, must've been horny or something, attacks her. And she's like, "Oh sh*t!" and starts to run.

She runs.

Into a nest of vipers, the idiot.

So, yea, she dies, whatever.

Then Orpheus is all, "Booohoooo, my wife is dead, I can't move on."

So, he's all like, "Oooh! I'll convince Hades to give her back."

Good luck with that.

So, he actually manages to succeed, the lucky bastard, through music. Hades is all like, "So listen here, mortal, who must walk in front of your wife and never look back, until you are back into the world of the living." Like the creepy guy he is.

So Orpheus, goes, "That's sick, bro, thanks!"

And just when he's about to succeed, he looks back!

OMFG. How dumb can you get? He's goes to all that trouble, does something no one else has been able to, and is foiled by himself looking back?!

Just so damn frustrating. It's just like Dora, when she asks, "Where's Sniper?!" And he's clearly behind her. Exasperating.

So that's that. Hope you liked it, and review, please!

Any suggestions for the next chapter?