Maido Ya Shitsudo

Ren's POV

Dam it! Dam it, dam it, and dam it! Yuuki was right, which reminds me, Arrrggggh! Why does she always have to be right?! When she said"he", she must have been talking about the purple head that was sitting on the couch in, waiting in the, well, waiting room. The thing that Yuuki was right about was that he looked so a-dow-a-ble! Super Cute! He just needs cat ears and then he'll be complete.

Dang!I am gay. I wonder how mom will take this. Dad would probably ring my neck.

"Oh." A voice said. I look back at the purple head. Then I realized it was him who was talking. Shoot! He sounded like a girl! This was bad …really bad! Just the sound of his voice made me feel weak in the knees. I wonder what else he has in store for me.

He stuck out his hand and smiled. "Pleased to meet you!" Then I nervously laugh and everything went black,

Oh.

That's what else he can do.

Miyaki's POV

Nee-Chan's "Master" or whatever you call it finally woke up. We were in the infirmary. Okay let me go at least 20 minutes back before I go on.

20 Minutes Ago

Me:"Hello?" He didn't wake up. "Why…Won't… You…Get…Up?!" I say, aggravated. Still doesn't get up, does he? Okay, that's it. Sayonara Sucker! I started walking away slowly. I didn't see anything.

A Random Voice: "Oh, yes you did."

Me: *Freaking Out*"WTF! Who was that?!" A smaller version of me was floating near my left shoulder, except it had a halo, a harp, and angel wings.

Angel:*Raise Hand*"Me!"

Me: Typical. In another second or two I was probably going to see another smaller version of me with pointy horns , tail and bat wings

Another Random Voice:" No, She didn't see anything, so back off Pansy!"

Me: Sitting on my right shoulder was the other smaller version of me, except this on had horns, a devil tail, and bat wings.*Slaps forehead and slowly wipes face with hand*I'm physic and crazy. I look over to my right and the angelic version of me was getting all teary.

D:"Grow up!"
Me: Then the angel started crying.*Groan*"Okay, to make this short I 'm going to take him, "I look over at Blondie."To an infirmary or something." A cheered and D grumbled over to the side."But I'm going drag him all the way." D pumped her fist in the air and cried out "Yesss!" While A just poofed outta there. D did the same. I walk over to sleeping beauty and took both his arms and dragged him down one of the halls, looking for an infirmary. But I swear it felt like I was dragging a dead body or something like that. The thing is dead bodies seemed normal compared to this freak.

Ren's POV

I rub my head. What… What happened?

"Yo." I look to the side and Uggghhhh! Why does Kawaii have to be here? He was leaning against the wall with his arms folded."So you finally woke up Sleeping Beauty?"

What?!

Well at least she called me beauty. No! That's not the point! I could feel my veins bulging out if my head.

Dear God,

Thank you for this house, my money, my looks, and the well guy of my dreams. But this … this is too much. I'm undergoing my greatest fantasy and my worst nightmare at the same time!

Dear Akuma

Can you kill god for me? I'm gonna be too busy handling with my own personal hell

Hello, um readers? Well that's what I assume you're called. Anyway I think I'm sorry that my chapter was short? Okay, I'm not going to pretend I'm a nice author and happy one at that. My sister says be nice and you'll get a lot of reviews, but I mean what kind of advice is that. I'm only happy when something that involves torture. So flamers or whatever you're called flame me. It would make my day. Anyway… Change subject. My story name means maid or butler. Why am I giving you useless info. I'm basically like Miyaki. So bye? OH Wait, Wait. I feel like I'm forgetting something. Yes! Now I remember. My story is currently in fiction press, but some idiot spilled OJ on my laptop which basically fiction press doesn't come on. And my username and password was totally deleted. But I did some editing which made my story better. A/n: This is short. I am sorry