Dear Sir,

I am writing to express my opinions on the incident that occurred last Monday.

I was extremely distressed at the idea of my younger son building his home near the residence of the wolf, because I feared an issue to arise like the incident in question. I had warned them of the dangers of moving out. I also think the fate of my second son was sealed but unnecessary. I am fortunate that you did not eat my third son.

I have some beneficial suggestions to help your issues. May I suggest a vegetarian diet? The amount of pork you consume is atrocious. This also helps your health and decreases the risk of a heart attack and cholesterol. This also reduces the amount of pig deaths.

May I also suggest some form of medication for that awful chest trouble which seems to cause huffing and puffing? The local pharmacist sells it, no need of a prescription. The situation may have been better handled if your hunger had been satisfied before eating…. No, I mean meeting my sons. This means this year we could have enjoyed for Christmas day dinner together and my son could have finished his cooking studies. I am now deeply angered because my husband passed away in a wolf-involved accident.

I suggest you turn your self around, or you will become a public menace.

Yours truly, Recently widowed

Miss Patricia Pig.